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Old 05-08-2015, 11:24 AM   #10701 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2015, 11:28 AM   #10702 (permalink)
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During my lost summer of 86 when I was separated and single I dated a squirter for a while. After the initial wow factor wore off we kinda experimented with whole thing. She was as perplexed as me. (this was way before porn made it such a "thing".) The amount of squirt was in direct proportion to how much she had or hadn't peed right before sex. If she took a good long hard piss right before there was basically nothing. And really, all you need to do is not wash the sheets afterwards. After a day or so later the pee stench is unmistakeable.
I'll not take your anecdotal evidence. Now piss off, you rain parader.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:38 PM   #10703 (permalink)
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So I actually managed to have my first ever sex dream where there was actual sex involved. Most of the time I either end up cock blocking myself or it turns into some kind of Cronenburg body horror dream where the vagina has teeth or something.

I really need to get laid.
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Old 05-09-2015, 12:59 PM   #10704 (permalink)
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So I actually managed to have my first ever sex dream where there was actual sex involved. Most of the time I either end up cock blocking myself or it turns into some kind of Cronenburg body horror dream where the vagina has teeth or something.

I really need to get laid.
Google: Tori Black and Rebecca Linares.

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Old 05-09-2015, 01:00 PM   #10705 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2015, 01:02 PM   #10706 (permalink)
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Nah, just enhances the masturbatory experience.
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Old 05-09-2015, 01:09 PM   #10707 (permalink)
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Google: Tori Black and Rebecca Linares.

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Mainstream porn = too fake to even whack it to anymore
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Their 3-someone is epic. Sorry to hear that you need a donkey and a drunken TJ whore to get your dick hard.
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:11 PM   #10709 (permalink)
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Bleached lighting, painfully fake moaning, and pop shots just put me to sleep.
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Old 05-09-2015, 02:12 PM   #10710 (permalink)
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Bleached lighting, painfully fake moaning, and pop shots just put me to sleep.
Watch the vid. None of that. Lots of well earned sweat though.

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