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Old 05-04-2015, 01:35 PM   #10681 (permalink)
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I ****ing love this song and I don't care who knows it.
I now know this, and you should care.
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Old 05-04-2015, 02:17 PM   #10682 (permalink)
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I now know this, and you should care.
Listen to it again, and tell me it doesn't infect your eardrums like a virus. Top shelf pop masquerading as rock.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-04-2015, 05:44 PM   #10683 (permalink)
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So nobody ever thinks, "hey let's get on our sides"?
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Old 05-04-2015, 06:34 PM   #10684 (permalink)
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Listen to it again, and tell me it doesn't infect your eardrums like a virus. Top shelf pop masquerading as rock.
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Cuts Like A Knife roolz ftw smbhc
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Old 05-05-2015, 06:29 AM   #10685 (permalink)
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What the **** does this mean?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-05-2015, 07:14 AM   #10686 (permalink)
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What the **** does this mean?
It means I was pretty buzzed. I have no idea.

Edit: I'll be doing some drunken recall experiments tonight to see if I can decipher that. Stay tuned.
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Old 05-05-2015, 10:06 AM   #10687 (permalink)
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So nobody ever thinks, "hey let's get on our sides"?
Sides is great for f*cking. not so great at all for dueling oral.
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Old 05-05-2015, 11:55 AM   #10688 (permalink)
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So nobody ever thinks, "hey let's get on our sides"?
I imagine for most people that thought probably occurs more with age.
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Old 05-05-2015, 02:14 PM   #10689 (permalink)
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I imagine for most people that thought probably occurs more with age.
Or when really drunk, it becomes necessity.
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Old 05-07-2015, 08:49 AM   #10690 (permalink)
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Seems you're just aroused by good old piss
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