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04-30-2015, 05:17 PM | #10631 (permalink) |
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Sticking your middle digit gently up the butt of your partner just as she's about to go will have her bucking harder than a rodeo bull as she fully explodes.
And yes, it HAS to be your middle finger. It's a rule.
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05-02-2015, 07:32 AM | #10632 (permalink) | |||||
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05-02-2015, 09:32 AM | #10636 (permalink) | |
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"Hey, baby, make sure you take a nice, big **** before tonight. I got plans."
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05-02-2015, 10:12 AM | #10638 (permalink) | |
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I'd grab a magazine and get down to business.
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05-02-2015, 10:19 AM | #10639 (permalink) |
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Jeez, unless your partner has eaten a grande bean burrito a couple of hours prior, you pretty much have nothing to worry about - unless you are wanting to do the full on fisting thing and shoving half your arm up there.
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