Your time machine would do all the work.

Are you saying that hat isn't a time machine? Then what's the point?

That's what we're trying to relate to Pet_Sounds but he just isn't having it.

But what if the hat is a time machine. If any hat is a time machine, then it's that hat.

the catholic church needs to be more accepting, man.

I'd like to see a dude nun.

...and then perhaps I'd like to defile a dude nun...

That's called a monk, dumbass. The whole reason they're kept separate is cause women can't control their ability to make men horny.

oh please.

pleeeeeease sir.

monks are clearly kept from nuns because of man's inability to sexualize the female form.

though I would not be objected

if an attractive beauty of wonder should find me quite delectable

I feel like there was a poetry fail somewhere in this post.

well then allow me to get to the point without pretty words.

I just want to fuck Marc Bolan.

Sexual orientation: Bolan.

No you don't. You've said you don't. His fingers repulse you.