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Old 01-24-2015, 07:43 PM   #10561 (permalink)
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clown makeup vs pet sounds' hat

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or, to be more on topic, which gets you laid more
Clown makeup +1

That hat.... -2
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Old 01-24-2015, 07:47 PM   #10562 (permalink)
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The clown makeup obviously because you can be at kid's birthday parties without anyone suspecting. The hat would be a dead giveaway, you'll never get laid like that.
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Old 01-24-2015, 07:55 PM   #10563 (permalink)
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All I know is, I'd take someone in clown makeup's opinion on evolution over someone in that hat.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:37 PM   #10564 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:42 PM   #10565 (permalink)
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But what if you were trying to get laid at a mob wife convention in the 1930s?
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:46 PM   #10566 (permalink)
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who's ready to become a nun, hands up!



and/or literally pay anyone to exhaust you in every filthy way imaginable
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That's ****ing stupid. Guy's can't become nuns. Go **** yourself.
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That's ****ing stupid. Guy's can't become nuns. Go **** yourself.
well that's just terrible.
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Old 01-24-2015, 09:10 PM   #10570 (permalink)
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well that's just terrible.
I'm sorry, did the Catholic Church stutter?
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