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John Wilkes Booth 12-07-2014 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kedvesem (Post 1519723)
Counting me? :p:

(By the way, these sorts of not-really-answering truths were in fact used by some of the Dutch who hid Jews. It worked.)

But to bring this back around to the thread topic, this happened to one of my acquaintances, and it left me shaking my head.

He was cruising sex-friend websites. (Is that thing in the West, too?) On one of them he found this married woman's profile. They met up and started an adulterous relationship. He fell hard for her, and when she didn't leave her husband, he was crushed. Years pass, and eventually she gets around to leaving her husband. She uses my acquaintance for a place to crash for a while. Then she leaves him again, leaving him stunned that she would do that to him. How could she abuse his trust like that?

When I pointed out that she had abused her husband's trust, so why should he expect her to be different for him, he tried to explain how it was the irresistible passion that sprang up between them. Only that could have caused her to cheat. She would only do that for my acquaintance's sake.

I was shocked into silence for a long minute. This was, after all, a woman he had met while cruising SEX-FRIEND websites, a place for her to meet guys and **** them. Why did he think she was there? Did he honestly think he was the only one?

He did honestly think that, and even now he speaks fondly of her.

Sigh.

sounds like puppy love to me.

Kedvesem 12-07-2014 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1519745)
sounds like puppy love to me.

Yes, but he was past 30 when the whole thing started. :banghead:

The Batlord 12-07-2014 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1519737)
It's okay to admit that you don't get it.

Don't get what? The lie of omission thing? What's to get? And what exactly is the point of saying that to the Nazis anyway? Are the Gestapo not going to have you shot for harboring Jews just cause technically you didn't lie about it?

John Wilkes Booth 12-07-2014 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Kedvesem (Post 1519754)
Yes, but he was past 30 when the whole thing started. :banghead:

sounds like an eternal virgin

Ninetales 12-07-2014 11:03 PM

I may have a shot at banging a married chick in the near future (at least I think shes married..) but ya im not really sure how I feel about it. its pretty scummy imo but I feel like id be missing out if I didn't.. still on the fence so we'll see.

I made out with a married girl once but I didn't know she was married until after. not sure I woulda done it had I known before.

Zhanteimi 12-07-2014 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1519744)
you always know how to spoil me.

I am, however, disappointed that you didn't see what I did there...

The Batlord 12-07-2014 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1519766)
I may have a shot at banging a married chick in the near future (at least I think shes married..) but ya im not really sure how I feel about it. its pretty scummy imo but I feel like id be missing out if I didn't.. still on the fence so we'll see.

I made out with a married girl once but I didn't know she was married until after. not sure I woulda done it had I known before.

Just how hot are we talking? If she's a six, then avoid the drama, but if she's a nine or something, then I say that's a legitimate reason to throw away your better judgement. Not that your dick is gonna give you much of a choice in the matter if a nine goes for your zipper.

Frownland 12-07-2014 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1519772)
Just how hot are we talking? If she's a six, then avoid the drama, but if she's a nine or something, then I say that's a legitimate reason to throw away your better judgement. Not that your dick is gonna give you much of a choice in the matter if a nine goes for your zipper.

If she's in it for the zipper you ought to stay away from that freak.

DwnWthVwls 12-07-2014 11:23 PM

If she's in it for the zipper you ought to jump all over that freak..

Ninetales 12-07-2014 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1519772)
Just how hot are we talking? If she's a six, then avoid the drama, but if she's a nine or something, then I say that's a legitimate reason to throw away your better judgement. Not that your dick is gonna give you much of a choice in the matter if a nine goes for your zipper.

shes alright. probably a freak in bed tho. shes also super chill so I doubt there would be much drama regardless. her husband lives in a different province I think


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