The Sexual Experience Thread

Freebase Dali · 07-02-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red

Reminds me of a story. Recently one of my best friends was having sex with his girlfriend in his car, parked in some random park or something, little did they know a group of pervy guys were hiding in the trees watching them, and then when they were finished the guys in the trees approached the car, bashed up my friend, and stole the car including their pair's clothes which meant they were left naked in a park.

So where you live, they have pervy guys just sitting around in trees waiting for the opportunity to, like gentlemen, not interrupt someone who happens to be banging in a car nearby, then, when it's over, jump down and beat the guy up, steal the car and leave the girl untouched?

What, are the criminals that nice there?

Astronomer · 07-02-2009, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

So where you live, they have pervy guys just sitting around in trees waiting for the opportunity to, like gentlemen, not interrupt someone who happens to be banging in a car nearby, then, when it's over, jump down and beat the guy up, steal the car and leave the girl untouched?

What, are the criminals that nice there?

I forgot to mention that the girl ran away and deserted my friend. Haha. I actually laughed when I saw the story in the paper before I knew how serious it was. And it wasn't near where I live! As far as I know there are no pervy guys in the bushes here... I hope.

Roygbiv · 07-02-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red

Reminds me of a story. Recently one of my best friends was having sex with his girlfriend in his car, parked in some random park or something, little did they know a group of pervy guys were hiding in the trees watching them, and then when they were finished the guys in the trees approached the car, bashed up my friend, and stole the car including their pair's clothes which meant they were left naked in a park.

It would have been worst if the pervs made them dance.

What? Where did that come from?

djchameleon · 07-02-2009, 04:07 PM

I've missed about 20 or 30 pages but did we ever discuss the topic of not using teeth during bjs?

I have no clue why women feel like it's necessary or sexy to do that but no. It's just horrible all around. Never use teeth.

ElephantSack · 07-02-2009, 04:46 PM

Hmmm. I know this might **** with the rest of you dudes' heads, but for me it depends. I never like getting bitten on the head, sometimes on the shaft, but only with a very rare sensation that gives me that urge.

Freebase Dali · 07-02-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I've missed about 20 or 30 pages but did we ever discuss the topic of not using teeth during bjs?

I have no clue why women feel like it's necessary or sexy to do that but no. It's just horrible all around. Never use teeth.

There are just some things a woman should never do. One of them are involving teeth in the blowjob.
It's the same thing for guys. You should never put a curling iron up a girl and, "for extra turn on effect" plug it in.

Both above scenarios should never happen.
Ever.

ElephantSack · 07-02-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

There are just some things a woman should never do. One of them are involving teeth in the blowjob.
It's the same thing for guys. You should never put a curling iron up a girl and, "for extra turn on effect" plug it in.

Both above scenarios should never happen.
Ever.

I've never heard of that second one happening. However, one of the more idiotic ideas I've heard in my time is pistol-****ing, with a loaded gun.

Freebase Dali · 07-02-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I've never heard of that second one happening. However, one of the more idiotic ideas I've heard in my time is pistol-****ing, with a loaded gun.

The second scenario was just supposed to be a way of saying "it's that bad if you use your teeth."

ElephantSack · 07-02-2009, 10:51 PM

I wouldn't say getting it bitten is as bad as getting it burned with a curling iron. Maybe I'm weird.

Roygbiv · 07-02-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I wouldn't say getting it bitten is as bad as getting it burned with a curling iron. Maybe I'm weird.

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djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	I've missed about 20 or 30 pages but did we ever discuss the topic of not using teeth during bjs? I have no clue why women feel like it's necessary or sexy to do that but no. It's just horrible all around. Never use teeth.