Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

Reminds me of a story. Recently one of my best friends was having sex with his girlfriend in his car, parked in some random park or something, little did they know a group of pervy guys were hiding in the trees watching them, and then when they were finished the guys in the trees approached the car, bashed up my friend, and stole the car including their pair's clothes which meant they were left naked in a park.

So where you live, they have pervy guys just sitting around in trees waiting for the opportunity to, like gentlemen, not interrupt someone who happens to be banging in a car nearby, then, when it's over, jump down and beat the guy up, steal the car and leave the girl untouched?

What, are the criminals that nice there?

Astronomer

07-02-2009 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 696755)

I forgot to mention that the girl ran away and deserted my friend. Haha. I actually laughed when I saw the story in the paper before I knew how serious it was. And it wasn't near where I live! As far as I know there are no pervy guys in the bushes here... I hope.

Roygbiv

07-02-2009 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shiseido red (Post 696659)

It would have been worst if the pervs made them dance.

What? Where did that come from?

djchameleon

07-02-2009 04:07 PM

I've missed about 20 or 30 pages but did we ever discuss the topic of not using teeth during bjs?

I have no clue why women feel like it's necessary or sexy to do that but no. It's just horrible all around. Never use teeth.

ElephantSack

07-02-2009 04:46 PM

Hmmm. I know this might **** with the rest of you dudes' heads, but for me it depends. I never like getting bitten on the head, sometimes on the shaft, but only with a very rare sensation that gives me that urge.

Freebase Dali

07-02-2009 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 697199)

There are just some things a woman should never do. One of them are involving teeth in the blowjob.
It's the same thing for guys. You should never put a curling iron up a girl and, "for extra turn on effect" plug it in.

Both above scenarios should never happen.
Ever.

ElephantSack

07-02-2009 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 697231)

I've never heard of that second one happening. However, one of the more idiotic ideas I've heard in my time is pistol-****ing, with a loaded gun.

Freebase Dali

07-02-2009 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 697312)

I've never heard of that second one happening. However, one of the more idiotic ideas I've heard in my time is pistol-****ing, with a loaded gun.

The second scenario was just supposed to be a way of saying "it's that bad if you use your teeth."

ElephantSack