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Let me check back in when I'm sober. It's a cool story.

Marilyn Monroe is weird to me. Sometimes I'll see a pic or watch a video of her and think she's the most overrated woman in history, then I'll see something else and be convinced she was the most beautiful woman who ever lived. It's annoying. I could definitely do without the baby voice, though.

She's just someone that everyone at that time wanted to f*ck.

To a ball gag, leash, and flogging?

What? Do it now while the real-estate is good. Not sober? Perfect time to spill the truth.

my tipng skylls arr combresmissed..........

I translate well enough.

Killer avatar.

Good night.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yeah, when you're sober you'll probably have the common sense not to go spilling details of your marital infidelities on the internet. Story now! Sober later!