don't feel bad, I can't even get laid when I'm drunk.

Lol I'm mainly just here for the great stories.

I've been married to the same woman (and only one woman--no divorces) for 17 years, and we've always had a good sex life. But in the middle of 2012, we both started feeling our age (I just turned 40 today, and she's only 25 days behind me), so we started tracking our sexual activity, and what we found was that the frequency of our sex has increased, not decreased, as we've grown older. And I don't think it had anything to do with growing older -- it has to do with growing closer.

We started keeping an official count in July of 2012, and so far, we've f*cked 693 times since then.

And it's been quite the wild ... ride. :love:

It's not just the frequency that has increased, though. As mordwyr mentioned, the quality has always been excellent, but now, now it's simply insanely good.

literally all of my "great stories" happened in the prime of my youth.

Fat chicks blowing up the toilet at work aren't great stories?

Well i just don't have any yet. I'm sure I will, and I'm still young so I'll have stories in the future, but as of now there's just really nothing to tell about.

You just became my favorite new member! :laughing:

i might be out of line saying this but that is strange for a female to say. even if you are ugly as hell you don't have to look that far for a guy who will hit it nsa.

I recently attended a lecture on "Single Vs. Married Life" so I thought I'd post a question to all the singles in the MB community: If you had the opportunity would you date and/or **** someone you KNEW was married?

This question was asked amongst the 100 or so in attendance and, needless to say, it got pretty heated. In my opinion, single people can do whatever the hell they want, rightly or wrongly. Married people, on the other hand, made an oath to be with one person and one person ONLY until they die. Is that realistic? I'd say no. Be that as it may, I thought it would be great dialogue here regardless. So, without further ado, let the discussion commence. I look forward to comments BOTH pro and con ( :thumb: ).