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And if you are not extremely vanilla or all about one specific fetish and then also really lucky, then you most likely never find someone who is 100% on board with you sexually. Relationships are about compromise. There are deal breakers, but one should focus on the similarities, not on the differences. |
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Speaking of midgets... I legitimately think Peter Dinklage is a smoking hot short man. Thought he was hot first time I saw Elf.
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I've known far too many sexually frustrated men and women who go outside their relationships to get what they don't get at home. It seems to me that they might have been much happier if they had just taken the time and effort to seek out someone who was sexually compatible with them in the first place. |
Throw him off guard with some really fudged up dinking. The specific video is up to your discretion, I think cakefarts would be effective here. Then tell him it was just a joke, laugh it off, and show him what you're really into. The initial shock will soften the blow.
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Been with the same partner for the last ~12,600 or so days. Barring coprophagia and urophagia, there's pretty much nothing we haven't done. In that time we've:
- had sex in 8 different states and 3 different countries - done it in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, patio, garage, on the lawn, in the pool, in a moving car, at the office, out in public, and once in a photo booth - did it in a limo with two other couples present (who were also doing it) - swapped with our best friends back east on a few occasions - did it while I still had my vasectomy stitches in - while my wife was 7-8 months pregnant - watched enough porn to fry the entire Lakewood Church congregation |
If more couples had a sex life like that divorce rates would be wayyy lower.
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Welp I kinda feel like nothing I literally have no sexual experience whatsoever except from myself :rofl:
Well unless getting to first base with my girlfriend counts, which I belive it does not. :laughing: |
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