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Old 08-03-2014, 10:54 AM   #10361 (permalink)
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Maybe he wasn't asleep and just thought he was being sneaky.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-05-2014, 04:48 AM   #10362 (permalink)
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Burning Down: that has happened to my boyfriend and I, we're halfway through and then we were like 'how the **** did this happen?' Haha.


So do you think he was just awake getting a sneaky one in? That's horrible :| I would be maaaaad. She was like right there.
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Old 08-05-2014, 06:21 AM   #10363 (permalink)
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Burning Down: that has happened to my boyfriend and I, we're halfway through and then we were like 'how the **** did this happen?' Haha.


So do you think he was just awake getting a sneaky one in? That's horrible :| I would be maaaaad. She was like right there.
It's the danger. I had to sneak a wank or two at night in my bunk back when I had a room mate in military school. Or at least I did till I realized that the bathroom was a far better place once you got over the stigma of masturbating in a public bathroom. Well, it was only public for us, but you know what I'm saying.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:06 AM   #10364 (permalink)
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^ Military school? Well that explains a lot.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:21 AM   #10365 (permalink)
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I can't help but assume your parents made you.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:37 AM   #10367 (permalink)
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Actually I was a weird kid who was obsessed with joining the military for reasons that escape me, so I actually wanted to go. That lasted about a week. After that any thought of joining up went out the window as did my desire to be there.
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Actually I was a weird kid who was obsessed with joining the military for reasons that escape me, so I actually wanted to go. That lasted about a week. After that any thought of joining up went out the window as did my desire to be there.
Damn, and here I thought I had you pegged as an angry teenager who grew up resenting his father. You continue to astound, Sir Batlord.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:56 AM   #10369 (permalink)
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Damn, and here I thought I had you pegged as an angry teenager who grew up resenting his father. You continue to astound, Sir Batlord.
I was both. I hated my absentee dad, and I had a now dead streak of patriotism.
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Old 08-05-2014, 11:58 AM   #10370 (permalink)
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