Maybe he wasn't asleep and just thought he was being sneaky.

Burning Down: that has happened to my boyfriend and I, we're halfway through and then we were like 'how the **** did this happen?' Haha.


So do you think he was just awake getting a sneaky one in? That's horrible :| I would be maaaaad. She was like right there.

It's the danger. I had to sneak a wank or two at night in my bunk back when I had a room mate in military school. Or at least I did till I realized that the bathroom was a far better place once you got over the stigma of masturbating in a public bathroom. Well, it was only public for us, but you know what I'm saying.

^ Military school? Well that explains a lot.

How so?

I can't help but assume your parents made you.

Actually I was a weird kid who was obsessed with joining the military for reasons that escape me, so I actually wanted to go. That lasted about a week. After that any thought of joining up went out the window as did my desire to be there.

Damn, and here I thought I had you pegged as an angry teenager who grew up resenting his father. You continue to astound, Sir Batlord.

I was both. I hated my absentee dad, and I had a now dead streak of patriotism.

I was picturing something like this... but less hair.