If I don't force myself I don't do anything and then I get lonely and frustrated. I'm gonna wait until I'm in a better space I think. If I go out tonight I'll probably end up just getting hammered instead.

My nice guy always finishes last if you know what I mean.

My boyfriend and I get blood flowing everywhere when we have sex, if you know what I mean.

You know what? No. I don't know what you mean. You're weird. And kinda scary. That could mean any number of worrying things, and I don't even really want to guess. So... clarification? For my sanity?

fixed

Period sex and knife play. Its mainly me getting stabbed though, if you know what I mean.

Does anyone go through like dry spells with their partner? I'm quite similar to whateverdude in the sense I'm quite sexually inconfident but I'm also quite insecure about the way I perceive myself etc... Could this be partially to do with it?

TFW you sneeze so hard you get your moustache wet.

For some reason this is the grossest thing I've read in a while, and I'm including the Russian Sleep Experiment.