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Originally Posted by hate paper doll (Post 1456441)

Wait, you can buy those at Walgreen's? Huh.

Used to be able to buy it at Walgreens online but they pulled it I believe.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1456471)

Used to be able to buy it at Walgreens online but they pulled it I believe.

They still have a fairly impressive collection of sex toys to choose from, though...

Vibrators and Adult Toys | Walgreens

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1456431)

Ki not providing the goods?

Had a first last week. A girl fanny farted on me. The grossness and ridiculousness - try making eye contact and putting it back in - of the situation caused me to lose my hard on.

Home for the summer now, back to sharing a room with my younger brother. Can't jerk off in the room. Laptop dies if it is not plugged into a socket so can't take it somewhere more convenient to jerk off.

Not being at Uni cuts me off from the plentiful amount of other young people looking for NSA sex. And I'm from a pretty small place. I refuse to sink to Tindr but feel the lack of sex over the next 2 and a half months might drive me insane. What on earth do I do?

that made me laugh that you found a fanny fart so horrible haha! They're actually nothing, her body was probably at a weird angle and having sex tends to fill your vagina with air, sooo... haha. I can absolutely guarantee you.. you have a ****load of fanny farting to experience.

LMAO dudes who are grossed out queefs are weird as hell, I think they're hilarious like once with one of my exes I was overly wet and I could not stop queefing while he ****ed me and I just laughed and I could not stop laughing and he looked sooo pissed lmao like he was so determined to block it out and resented me for that so I just laughed harder and pushed his stupid ass off me

like I can't deal with anyone who doesn't think sex is funny as ****

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1456471)

Used to be able to buy it at Walgreens online but they pulled it I believe.

*snort*

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1455939)

getting yr toes sucked is gross and horrible and I am never doing it again

I got five on it.

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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1456494)

. I can absolutely guarantee you.. you have a ****load of fanny farting to experience.

But I don't want to.
I mean it's not the worst thing to happen, but it's not like I can pretend I didn't notice. It wasn't subtle. It was loud and more or less right in my face.
I'm all like 'not cool, bro'
and she's like 'for **** sake'
not even a cute fluster or wee red face or a shy 'sorry'

Reminds me of when I was in detention in high school, only me and the teacher and I swear I heard her fanny fart from across the room.
I looked at her in disgust and she got up and left the room.

Might just turn my music up louder next time.

Lol dude you are taking sex way too seriously. Like we have to act meek and "shy" because of a fanny fart? **** that ****. It's not as if fanny farts smell bad.

Queefs are a natural, normal part of sex. You should expect them to occur. Why on earth would any woman have to feel embarrassed about them?

When sex turns into just laughing and joking, it's sh*t. It's got to retain an element of seriousness.