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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1449028)

Tonight, after much alcohols, I had sex with my cab driver. I couldn't help myself, I had the hots for her the whole ride over and I had no cash. She was beautiful. Indian, gorgeous mtf. 3 months into hormonal treatment, seriously who would know? Indian women = my nuts in their hands. Anyways,she blew me like I was a god and I mean holy fvck dude. I lasted all of like, not even 5 mintes. I've been so held back I've been white in the eyes. **** was beyond tops. And, I have her number. Hamlet, her name is.

I am suspicious. If true did you check for a cock? I have never seen a female cab driver.

was this your first gay experience?

serious question, just curious cause youve mentioned almost doing gay stuff before

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1449028)

sounds like the script to FakeTaxi
Be wary that you might end up on Pornhub soon, my boy.

So disappointed.. *sigh*

got "laid" tonight,
she finnished in 3 minutes,
left me unfinished,
i kicked her out
finnished myself.

Im the Girl in this relationship.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1449291)

So disappointed.. *sigh*

got "laid" tonight,
she finnished in 3 minutes,
left me unfinished,
i kicked her out
finnished myself.

Im the Girl in this relationship.

lol bro just kick her out for good. u dont need selfish ppl in your life

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1449292)

lol bro just kick her out for good. u dont need selfish ppl in your life

right? totally selfish!
how hard is to fake it for 2 minutes to get your partner off so he doesn't become a cranky f*ck!?

Women aren't gentlemen anymore.

Half the time dudes don't even want to bother getting women off once they've blown.

Most annoying thing in the goddamn universe.

Sorry your girl was selfish but that makes me wonder how many times you blew and she got nothing.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1449291)

So disappointed.. *sigh*

got "laid" tonight,
she finnished in 3 minutes,
left me unfinished,
i kicked her out
finnished myself.

Im the Girl in this relationship.

if she finishes, she can keep going
If it dries up, grab some lube, grease her up and pump her like a fleshlight.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1449298)

NOT A ONCE!

lol im not that kinda guy Lady, i have finnished first and i always finnish her off.
i honestly don't mind, most times i get 2nd wind and everything.. i may not be the perfect BF but one thing i don't do is leave my girl sexually unsatisfied.

that's why i said im the girl in this relationship
cause i know it's guys who often do this.

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1449351)

if she finishes, she can keep going
If it dries up, grab some lube, grease her up and pump her like a fleshlight.

lol she's not a blow up sex doll

i appreciate the advice but drying up is not the problem, the problem is she gets lazy after she finnishes and gets out of the mood

And that bothers me cause i don't like just using a girl if she is not into it..

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1449351)

if she finishes, she can keep going
If it dries up, grab some lube, grease her up and pump her like a fleshlight.

....
so when are you gonna come visit me