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Old 05-01-2014, 10:44 PM   #10181 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:48 PM   #10182 (permalink)
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sex is like ice cream even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.
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Old 05-01-2014, 11:50 PM   #10183 (permalink)
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I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.
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Old 05-02-2014, 10:15 AM   #10184 (permalink)
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When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:07 PM   #10185 (permalink)
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I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.
Really? do go on..
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Old 05-02-2014, 12:11 PM   #10186 (permalink)
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When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.


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Old 05-02-2014, 12:16 PM   #10187 (permalink)
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When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.
Your didlo must be a Lovecraftian horror.
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Old 05-02-2014, 02:20 PM   #10189 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2014, 02:23 PM   #10190 (permalink)
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