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YorkeDaddy 05-01-2014 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1445719)
Right, im gonna turn my comeback lay into an amateur porn gallery..
Sounds classy.

ive never recorded myself having sex nor do i want to.
Pics or It Didn't Happen | Know Your Meme

srs

Dr_Rez 05-01-2014 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1445717)
sex is like ice cream even when it's bad it's still pretty good. ;)
I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.

anticipation 05-01-2014 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1445735)
I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.
leche de hombre

Carpe Mortem 05-02-2014 09:15 AM
When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.

Black Francis 05-02-2014 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1445735)
I disagree. I have had some pretty terrible experiences. Some ice cream i would not want to eat.
Really? do go on..
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1445738)
leche de hombre
Leche del bicho mio. ^_^

Black Francis 05-02-2014 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1445841)
When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...I_love_you.gif

Your BF lucky.

The Batlord 05-02-2014 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1445841)
When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.
Your didlo must be a Lovecraftian horror.

Carpe Mortem 05-02-2014 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1445875)
:beer:

Paul Smeenus 05-02-2014 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1445878)
Your didlo must be a Lovecraftian horror.
http://tinyurl.com/k2ewval


What's a didlo?

Tristesse 05-02-2014 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1445958)
Lidl's own brand *****.

http://decanter.media.ipcdigital.co..../c7b6/lidl.gif


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