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Old 05-01-2014, 05:07 PM   #10161 (permalink)
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Well that's an image I'll never be able to clear from my mind.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:10 PM   #10162 (permalink)
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Well that's an image I'll never be able to clear from my mind.
Right, so I have a difficult decision to make. Do I click on page 1016?
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:11 PM   #10163 (permalink)
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Any excuse to post this.
Sorry Hermione, I kinda stole it from this.

And yes, I did click on page 1016. And yes, I did regret it.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:12 PM   #10164 (permalink)
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I had a delightful experience with my arsehole this morning. It's fat enough for my entire hand, and I couldn't help but rejoice in my first sexual experience asides from wanking in pure unadulterated relish.
Don't tell me that you are the guy who did goatse.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:14 PM   #10165 (permalink)
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fisting ftw.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:42 PM   #10166 (permalink)
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Anal fisting? No ****ing way.
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:49 PM   #10167 (permalink)
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how bout no fisting ever
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:51 PM   #10168 (permalink)
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Anal fisting? No ****ing way.
Can't knock it til you try it. Let me know how it goes?
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Old 05-01-2014, 05:56 PM   #10169 (permalink)
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Can't knock it til you try it. Let me know how it goes?
You first. Bend the fuck over.
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Old 05-01-2014, 06:02 PM   #10170 (permalink)
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Let's just have sex with zombie kid's avatar instead.
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