The Sexual Experience Thread

[Black Francis]

haha i can just imagine the foreplay

okay, im the pizza delivery guy and you are the unattended house wife who's husband is away alot.

i'll come in with "Did someone order a pizza here?"

And you say "i did big boy, show me your pepperoni"

DON'T BREAK CHARACTER!! >_<

[ladyislingering]

I wrote a book about working a lot, sleeping when I can, and life in modern times when all people ever wanna do is stare at their cellphone all night:

Jesus Christ Will Come Before I Do

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

I'm almost 24, and a +/-5 year age difference is good for me, at least at this point in my life. I definitely wouldn't go more than 5 years younger because that's practically robbing the cradle, lol.


A guy watching porn doesn't bother me, because people watch porn. It would only start to bother me if he expects real life sex to emulate porn sex (i.e. that over-acted bull****), or thinking that his partner would be okay with certain acts just because it was shown in porn. It gets freaky and creepy if he watches gross things, with themes like rape/sexual assault, child porn, bestiality, torture/abuse, necrophilia, or anything else that is obviously non-consensual.

I check out porn every now and then. But I also don't like the idea of emulating the type of acts carried out solely on camera.

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

haha i can just imagine the foreplay

okay, im the pizza delivery guy and you are the unattended house wife who's husband is away alot.

i'll come in with "Did someone order a pizza here?"

And you say "i did big boy, show me your pepperoni"

DON'T BREAK CHARACTER!! >_<

Years ago, a girlfriend of mine got me into role-playing after she mentioned her fantasy of being a brothel madam in the 1800's, servicing horny cowboys. I never thought about role-playing or cared about it one way or another until that point. It sounded rather funny to me when she mentioned it, but when we got into it, it added a humorous and playful aspect to the sex and was actually a lot of fun!
I lost track of her some time ago, but I still have my cowboy hat and boots!

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

I lost track of her some time ago, but I still have my cowboy hat and boots!

Well this is just a perfect out of context quote for a sig. Granted, the context is exactly what it sounds like, but it's still quality.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Sparky

Its probably just the fact that a dude who has to resort to pornography and can't otherwise get laid is likely a turn off?

prolly answered my own question

Honestly it's the opposite for me, it's more of a turn on if a dude isn't going out and manipulating women just to satisfy a base need.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Honestly it's the opposite for me, it's more of a turn on if a dude isn't going out and manipulating women just to satisfy a base need.

Four hands are better then two.

[Black Francis]

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

Years ago, a girlfriend of mine got me into role-playing after she mentioned her fantasy of being a brothel madam in the 1800's, servicing horny cowboys. I never thought about role-playing or cared about it one way or another until that point. It sounded rather funny to me when she mentioned it, but when we got into it, it added a humorous and playful aspect to the sex and was actually a lot of fun!
I lost track of her some time ago, but I still have my cowboy hat and boots!

i actually did that fantasy as well

but it was me who suggested it but we didn't dress the part or anything that woulda been better.
And im fully on board with Role play, i don't laugh it off or anything, i get really into it. lol

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

Four hands are better then two.

I have a vagina, I don't need any hands

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

I have a vagina, I don't need any hands

You are so selfish.