Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

haha i can just imagine the foreplay :p:

okay, im the pizza delivery guy and you are the unattended house wife who's husband is away alot.

i'll come in with "Did someone order a pizza here?"

And you say "i did big boy, show me your pepperoni"

DON'T BREAK CHARACTER!! >_<

ladyislingering

04-28-2014 10:21 PM

I wrote a book about working a lot, sleeping when I can, and life in modern times when all people ever wanna do is stare at their cellphone all night:

Jesus Christ Will Come Before I Do

Scarlett O'Hara

04-29-2014 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1444411)

I'm almost 24, and a +/-5 year age difference is good for me, at least at this point in my life. I definitely wouldn't go more than 5 years younger because that's practically robbing the cradle, lol.

A guy watching porn doesn't bother me, because people watch porn. It would only start to bother me if he expects real life sex to emulate porn sex (i.e. that over-acted bull****), or thinking that his partner would be okay with certain acts just because it was shown in porn. It gets freaky and creepy if he watches gross things, with themes like rape/sexual assault, child porn, bestiality, torture/abuse, necrophilia, or anything else that is obviously non-consensual.

I check out porn every now and then. But I also don't like the idea of emulating the type of acts carried out solely on camera.

Psy-Fi

04-29-2014 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1444416)

Years ago, a girlfriend of mine got me into role-playing after she mentioned her fantasy of being a brothel madam in the 1800's, servicing horny cowboys. I never thought about role-playing or cared about it one way or another until that point. It sounded rather funny to me when she mentioned it, but when we got into it, it added a humorous and playful aspect to the sex and was actually a lot of fun!
I lost track of her some time ago, but I still have my cowboy hat and boots! :laughing:

The Batlord

04-29-2014 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1444526)

I lost track of her some time ago, but I still have my cowboy hat and boots!

Well this is just a perfect out of context quote for a sig. Granted, the context is exactly what it sounds like, but it's still quality.

Sansa Stark

04-29-2014 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1444368)

Its probably just the fact that a dude who has to resort to pornography and can't otherwise get laid is likely a turn off?

prolly answered my own question

Honestly it's the opposite for me, it's more of a turn on if a dude isn't going out and manipulating women just to satisfy a base need.

FRED HALE SR.

04-29-2014 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1444543)

Honestly it's the opposite for me, it's more of a turn on if a dude isn't going out and manipulating women just to satisfy a base need.

Four hands are better then two.

Black Francis

04-29-2014 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1444526)

i actually did that fantasy as well :rofl:

but it was me who suggested it but we didn't dress the part or anything that woulda been better.
And im fully on board with Role play, i don't laugh it off or anything, i get really into it. lol

Sansa Stark

04-29-2014 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1444548)

Four hands are better then two.

I have a vagina, I don't need any hands

FRED HALE SR.

04-29-2014 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1444551)

I have a vagina, I don't need any hands

You are so selfish.