The Sexual Experience Thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-29-2014, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

How the hell did you get a pineapple scented coochie? o_O

i luv pineapple, and on a related note pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter.
some girl did a test study about it with her bf (lucky mofo) apparently pizza makes your semen taste horrible but eating pineapple makes it sweet.

I eat fruit every day, I drink pineapple or strawberry and kiwi fruit juice as well. I have had times where I wasn't eating fruit at all and it still smelled like pineapple. I wish I could share it so everyone can smell it's deliciousness.

Burning Down · 03-29-2014, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

So who's getting sex and who's doing self pleasure? I am going to buy a new vibrator next pay day because I am not getting any. In the mean time I can use my fingers, I love smelling them afterwards because my vagina smells like pineapple.

Well I am getting sex and my vibrator doesn't work any more so I guess that's okay.

The Batlord · 03-29-2014, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis

How the hell did you get a pineapple scented coochie? o_O

Diabetes?

Sequoioideae · 03-29-2014, 03:41 PM

I need Wilford Brimley's nudes.

GuD · 04-28-2014, 03:11 AM

So.

After many. many. many. years of confusion and frustration I've come to a somewhat disappointing conclusion:

I am not bisexual. Nor am I gay.

Here's what happened:

I came home after work. Got kinda tipsy at home after chores. Wondered around, getting drunker. Ended up in the Castro (Queer central of SF).

At a bar. Order: Vodka Collins. Cute, androgynous asian twink comes up to me. Asks me about me. I ask him about him. He suggests, we go over to his place. We go oer to his place (literally 2 blocks away). We make out. He sticks hand into my pants. I say "Dude, I've only ever been with girls. And not very many. But I've been curious ffor a long time." (more or less, drunk as **** atm, dunno the fo sho's). He sticks his hand in my pants. Boners are gotten. Says he wants to make me feel good. More kissage, while he plays with muh dicks. Then, I panic. I say, "dude, I'm sorry man but.... I dunno if this is me," and he replies: "Relax, let me make you feel good".

He goes down on me. At first, I'm cool with it. Then, I'm overwhelmingly uncomfortable.

"I gotta run dude, I'm sorry but this isn't me"

He tries to persuade me to stay, I run for the door.

15 min later I'm at castro underground train station *may have been church station, too drunk to kjnow for sure atm*. Catch my train after being spun out on the bench singing to myselg for 15min and get home. 20 minutes or so later, i'm writing this.

So, Prognosis: I'm neither Bisexual nor Homosexual. Kinda disappointed I couldn't at least follow through and see where things could have went but oh well. I guess I only like vaginas. They are rather less ****ty than anuses.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-28-2014, 05:17 AM

You shouldn't have to label yourself if you don't want to. You might be still discovering what you like. I question my sexuality sometimes but haven't been in the situation to sleep with a woman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis

How the hell did you get a pineapple scented coochie? o_O

i luv pineapple, and on a related note pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter.
some girl did a test study about it with her bf (lucky mofo) apparently pizza makes your semen taste horrible but eating pineapple makes it sweet.

I think it's natural but I do eat lots of fruit. I'd love it if semen tasted like pineapple.

Black Francis · 04-28-2014, 03:14 PM

@Whtvrdude

lol don't feel bad for being straight dude, try a tranny maybe, that could work. ^_^

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I think it's natural but I do eat lots of fruit. I'd love it if semen tasted like pineapple.

would it bother you if i use this quote? xD

i luv it! <3

And yea, that is what i read, that the taste of semen depends on what the guy ate that day.

Burning Down · 04-28-2014, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis

And yea, that is what i read, that the taste of semen depends on what the guy ate that day.

Also if he smokes, drinks, or does drugs apparently.

Black Francis · 04-28-2014, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Also if he smokes, drinks, or does drugs apparently.

Semen is also good for the hair, it's like a conditioner!

Health Benefits of Semen… | Real Fit Mom

~~hate paper doll~~ · 04-28-2014, 07:55 PM

How do you feel about dating someone you're much older or younger than? How old is too old, and how young is too young?

04-28-2014, 03:11 AM	#10105 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	So. After many. many. many. years of confusion and frustration I've come to a somewhat disappointing conclusion: I am not bisexual. Nor am I gay. Here's what happened: I came home after work. Got kinda tipsy at home after chores. Wondered around, getting drunker. Ended up in the Castro (Queer central of SF). At a bar. Order: Vodka Collins. Cute, androgynous asian twink comes up to me. Asks me about me. I ask him about him. He suggests, we go over to his place. We go oer to his place (literally 2 blocks away). We make out. He sticks hand into my pants. I say "Dude, I've only ever been with girls. And not very many. But I've been curious ffor a long time." (more or less, drunk as **** atm, dunno the fo sho's). He sticks his hand in my pants. Boners are gotten. Says he wants to make me feel good. More kissage, while he plays with muh dicks. Then, I panic. I say, "dude, I'm sorry man but.... I dunno if this is me," and he replies: "Relax, let me make you feel good". He goes down on me. At first, I'm cool with it. Then, I'm overwhelmingly uncomfortable. "I gotta run dude, I'm sorry but this isn't me" He tries to persuade me to stay, I run for the door. 15 min later I'm at castro underground train station may have been church station, too drunk to kjnow for sure atm. Catch my train after being spun out on the bench singing to myselg for 15min and get home. 20 minutes or so later, i'm writing this. So, Prognosis: I'm neither Bisexual nor Homosexual. Kinda disappointed I couldn't at least follow through and see where things could have went but oh well. I guess I only like vaginas. They are rather less ****ty than anuses. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-28-2014, 07:55 PM	#10110 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	How do you feel about dating someone you're much older or younger than? How old is too old, and how young is too young?