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FRED HALE SR. 03-06-2014 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by deric (Post 1423475)
I once had a girlfriend. She was a slut even called herself that. But for a time we loved each other and the sex was great! We were both married. That's the best way for an affair. She was 25 and I was 50. Sex and plenty of it she said. We did it indoors and out, many places. We explored each others bodies. We did anal sex once but it didn't really appeal to either of us. Lots of blow jobs! I still have her notes about meeting after work and what she'd do with me. Like 'your *** is so hot and creamy going down my throat. I like it. I love it I want more of it."

I just enjoyed her friendship too. I don't regret it. I never felt guilt about cheating. What is cheating? All is fair in love and war as the bard said. What I was afraid of was my marriage ending and the damage it would do to my son. Never happened though.

But then all must end and she went back to her husband but not before having sex with as many guys as she could. She wore this T shirt that said "I outlasted the Energizer Bunny". We worked at the same place and can you imagine the pain of having to see her with the other guys. Luckily the place closed. I went to see a psychologist. Time and distance is the only way he said. That contributed greatly to my heart attack I'm sure.

I still miss and think about how I enjoyed her company. Just chatting and the phone sex! She would come to my house in the AM after work and lay beside me as I was sleeping then wake me with kisses. It was a true obsession that took many months to pass.

Do you know what I mean by obsession? You absolutely cannot stop thinking about how to get her back. I mean not a break in the thought train unless I was asleep. My friend said I had an ashen and old man appearance then. He loved to hear my sex stories. I had scary and real visions of other dimensional creatures.

If she were to call I don't know if I could resist even knowing it would be like going back for seconds on rat poison.
All that said I have learned to value and love my wife for what she means to me.
Thx for listening. I had fun telling it.

Your friend loved your sex stories. He must have been 12 years old at the time.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-06-2014 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deric (Post 1423475)
I once had a girlfriend. She was a slut even called herself that. But for a time we loved each other and the sex was great! We were both married. That's the best way for an affair. She was 25 and I was 50. Sex and plenty of it she said. We did it indoors and out, many places. We explored each others bodies. We did anal sex once but it didn't really appeal to either of us. Lots of blow jobs! I still have her notes about meeting after work and what she'd do with me. Like 'your *** is so hot and creamy going down my throat. I like it. I love it I want more of it."

I just enjoyed her friendship too. I don't regret it. I never felt guilt about cheating. What is cheating? All is fair in love and war as the bard said. What I was afraid of was my marriage ending and the damage it would do to my son. Never happened though.

But then all must end and she went back to her husband but not before having sex with as many guys as she could. She wore this T shirt that said "I outlasted the Energizer Bunny". We worked at the same place and can you imagine the pain of having to see her with the other guys. Luckily the place closed. I went to see a psychologist. Time and distance is the only way he said. That contributed greatly to my heart attack I'm sure.

I still miss and think about how I enjoyed her company. Just chatting and the phone sex! She would come to my house in the AM after work and lay beside me as I was sleeping then wake me with kisses. It was a true obsession that took many months to pass.

Do you know what I mean by obsession? You absolutely cannot stop thinking about how to get her back. I mean not a break in the thought train unless I was asleep. My friend said I had an ashen and old man appearance then. He loved to hear my sex stories. I had scary and real visions of other dimensional creatures.

If she were to call I don't know if I could resist even knowing it would be like going back for seconds on rat poison.
All that said I have learned to value and love my wife for what she means to me.
Thx for listening. I had fun telling it.

Just quoting this because everybody else is.
I've not even read it.

Black Francis 03-06-2014 11:20 AM

@Deric

She sounds like my ex but even more slutty lol

My ex is that same kinda girl only she doesn't sleep with alot of guys only her BF and me (im the other guy and i bet the guy even knows about me)

And i do understand you wanting her back it seems that during all those sex sessions you guys had maybe you developed some feelings for her and that's why you miss her so much?

FishlessExistence 03-06-2014 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1423739)
Just quoting this because everybody else is.
I've not even read it.

Tl;dr – Knew a village bicycle.

Scarlett O'Hara 03-07-2014 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1423739)
Just quoting this because everybody else is.
I've not even read it.

Okay Ricardo.

Frownland 03-25-2014 10:45 PM

Wow, the French really do do it better. Who knew.

Scarlett O'Hara 03-28-2014 10:48 PM

So who's getting sex and who's doing self pleasure? I am going to buy a new vibrator next pay day because I am not getting any. In the mean time I can use my fingers, I love smelling them afterwards because my vagina smells like pineapple.

Dr_Rez 03-28-2014 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1432634)
I love smelling them afterwards because my vagina smells like pineapple.

Keep going....

Scarlett O'Hara 03-28-2014 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1432637)
Keep going....

And then I run my wet fingers up my body, until they reach my mouth and I suck them dry. I also like to rub my hands all over my breasts, I love how soft and big they are. I really do have a bosom for a pillow. Too bad I have no one to try it out for me. ;)

Black Francis 03-28-2014 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1432634)
So who's getting sex and who's doing self pleasure? I am going to buy a new vibrator next pay day because I am not getting any. In the mean time I can use my fingers, I love smelling them afterwards because my vagina smells like pineapple.

How the hell did you get a pineapple scented coochie? o_O

i luv pineapple, and on a related note pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter.
some girl did a test study about it with her bf (lucky mofo) apparently pizza makes your semen taste horrible but eating pineapple makes it sweet.


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