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Old 03-05-2014, 11:41 AM   #10071 (permalink)
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I'll PM you my phone number, the first two minutes are free.

So you're like heroin then? Sounds good.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:46 AM   #10072 (permalink)
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So you're like heroin then? Sounds good.
I prefer heroine.
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:58 AM   #10073 (permalink)
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I prefer heroine.

So it would be like Wonder Woman telling me to spank her? Sweet.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:01 PM   #10074 (permalink)
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So it would be like Wonder Woman telling me to spank her? Sweet.
All I need is a valid credit card.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:12 PM   #10075 (permalink)
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All I need is a valid credit card.

I thought superheros were supposed to serve humanity for free.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:13 PM   #10076 (permalink)
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I used to know a girl, worked at one of those places.
very respectable building, they wouldn't let any men in, but I snuck in anyhow.

Damn, she was a skank.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:15 PM   #10077 (permalink)
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I thought you were purporting to be a superhero
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:20 PM   #10078 (permalink)
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Since when? I'm a freelance assassin.
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:28 PM   #10079 (permalink)
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Are you quiet...when you do it?
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Old 03-05-2014, 12:33 PM   #10080 (permalink)
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Silent but deadly.

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