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Old 03-05-2014, 03:13 AM   #10061 (permalink)
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"'I climax every 30 seconds': Woman's rare disorder sees her experience constant orgasms for up to eight hours a day"
100 orgasms a day: Woman's rare disorder sees her climax for up to eight hours a day | Mail Online

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The last being about 3 minutes.
I don't get turning the washing machine on, while putting a load in with her sensitive condition. I personally don't turn it on until the load and soap are in there.
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Old 03-05-2014, 05:42 AM   #10062 (permalink)
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She ended up killing herself.
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Old 03-05-2014, 07:55 AM   #10063 (permalink)
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Ive never made a girl orgasm for 30 minutes lol

At first that may sound like an ego booster for a guy but after like 15 minutes you'll be starring at her going

"That is one dramatic orgasm"
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Old 03-05-2014, 08:24 AM   #10064 (permalink)
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Ive never made a girl orgasm for 30 minutes lol
You could make this girl orgasm for 30 mins.

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Old 03-05-2014, 08:28 AM   #10065 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:50 AM   #10066 (permalink)
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How many pigs and dolphins have you been fucking lately?
Haha not speaking from personal experience on that one. Longest I've induced was like 10 minutes, but I'm not too sure. Would've been weird if I pulled out a stop watch when she started twitching.
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Old 03-05-2014, 10:52 AM   #10067 (permalink)
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Am I the only one who got this brilliant pun?
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:00 AM   #10068 (permalink)
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I think you're all confusing the pleasurable refractory period in women (for lack of a better term) for orgasm.
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:31 AM   #10069 (permalink)
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I think you're all confusing the pleasurable refractory period in women (for lack of a better term) for orgasm.
I imagine so. Why don't you describe the difference to us. Slowly.
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Old 03-05-2014, 11:36 AM   #10070 (permalink)
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I imagine so. Why don't you describe the difference to us. Slowly.
I'll PM you my phone number, the first two minutes are free.
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