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Old 03-04-2014, 03:35 PM   #10051 (permalink)
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I am teasing her. She once said she had a 30 min orgasm.
lol, is that even possible? I wouldn't know.
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Old 03-04-2014, 03:36 PM   #10052 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2014, 03:41 PM   #10053 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:09 PM   #10054 (permalink)
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I am teasing her. She once said she had a 30 min orgasm.
she was in a state of orgasm, sexual ecstasy, non-stop for 30 minutes?
Gotta call bullsh*t on that.
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Old 03-04-2014, 11:24 PM   #10055 (permalink)
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she was in a state of orgasm, sexual ecstasy, non-stop for 30 minutes?
Gotta call bullsh*t on that.
Orgasms have the potential to last for up to an hour.
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Old 03-05-2014, 01:04 AM   #10056 (permalink)
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she was in a state of orgasm, sexual ecstasy, non-stop for 30 minutes?
Gotta call bullsh*t on that.
The effects of it last for 30 minutes. The effects being pleasure, tingling, pins and needles, light headedness and warmth. The peak only happens for about a few minutes but that can repeat itself if you are still sexually engaging.

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Old 03-05-2014, 01:15 AM   #10057 (permalink)
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I had a nice, normal sexual experience, replete with awkwardness.

"Do you want me to...ah. Yes. I could try left-handed maybe? That might lessen the pressure."

and

"Jesus, are you sure you're gay?""

and

"No, please, wait...don't scatter bomb me. Last time I couldn't walk for a wee---oh, GOD! I told you not to scatterbomb me! How is that sexually appealing?"
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Old 03-05-2014, 02:01 AM   #10058 (permalink)
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Very strange thing to hear, from my experience and other experiences I've gotten to know, lesbians are quite naturally adventurous. They just kind of go with it.

Typical confusing lesbian drama right there though. I could probably write an essay about it.
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Old 03-05-2014, 02:09 AM   #10059 (permalink)
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"No, please, wait...don't scatter bomb me. Last time I couldn't walk for a wee---oh, GOD! I told you not to scatterbomb me! How is that sexually appealing?"
da fuq is that?

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Orgasms have the potential to last for up to an hour.
How many pigs and dolphins have you been fucking lately?
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Old 03-05-2014, 02:49 AM   #10060 (permalink)
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"'I climax every 30 seconds': Woman's rare disorder sees her experience constant orgasms for up to eight hours a day"
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The last being about 3 minutes.
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