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Old 03-04-2014, 08:18 AM   #10041 (permalink)
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It certainly does. No wonder you are so skinny bb!
Lol, no. I would chalk that up to proper diet and exercise. If only everyone could stay thin and healthy just by having sex.
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:46 AM   #10042 (permalink)
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Not sure why everyone makes a big deal about it.
I'm like a rabbit, 6-7 times, each longer then the last, but oral sex with some hand action, she's done.
After that it's just, 'You're going to see stars, have your ears ringing, and forget your name.

Your knees may get a bit wobbly."

I mean, if that's what you really want. (why?)
We also have a life to live. By the way.
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:49 AM   #10043 (permalink)
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Is it still enjoyable by the 8th time? I've only ever managed 3-4.
so you orgasm-ed for two hours straight?
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:12 PM   #10044 (permalink)
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I've orgasmed loads of times, the more you have the sorer it gets but it's still enjoyable.



How do you work that one out DJ?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:21 PM   #10045 (permalink)
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so you orgasm-ed for two hours straight?
It doesn't take 2 hours for 4 orgasms.
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:36 PM   #10046 (permalink)
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It doesn't take 2 hours for 4 orgasms.
Prove it
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:42 PM   #10047 (permalink)
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I've orgasmed loads
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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ive orgasmed loads too
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I've orgasmed loads of times, the more you have the sorer it gets but it's still enjoyable.



How do you work that one out DJ?
I am teasing her. She once said she had a 30 min orgasm.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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