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Old 02-27-2014, 02:16 PM   #10001 (permalink)
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Nooooo~ i don't do hookers.

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies

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lol i see very sneaky man

Good tactic cause if she refuses i can guilt trip her by saying "Well i did it for you cause I LOVE YOU, don't you love me?"

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Old 02-27-2014, 02:19 PM   #10002 (permalink)
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@Batford

Nooooo~ i don't do hookers.

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies

@Butthead

lol i see very sneaky man

Good tactic cause if she refuses i can guilt trip her by saying "Well i did it for you cause I LOVE YOU, don't you love me?"





well exactly, i mean if ur gonna do it she can do it too. its better to not talk about it beforehand. you just do it and then just kinda pressure her to do it in the moment by kinda pushin her head down. i think she will say yes. good luck
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:21 PM   #10003 (permalink)
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Nooooo~ i don't do hookers.

Not cause it's a moral issue it's just most hookers here are trannies

Don't knock it till you've knocked it.
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:27 PM   #10004 (permalink)
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well exactly, i mean if ur gonna do it she can do it too. its better to not talk about it beforehand. you just do it and then just kinda pressure her to do it in the moment by kinda pushin her head down. i think she will say yes. good luck
I would love to have that conversation lol

"We've been dating for awhile and i have come to love you and appreciate you for all that you are but i think we are at a point where our relationship needs to evolve into something more intimate so i was thinking how about we lick each other's ass?"
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:20 PM   #10005 (permalink)
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If it's clean.... what's the trubble m8?
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:58 PM   #10006 (permalink)
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i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god
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i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god
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Old 02-27-2014, 08:31 PM   #10010 (permalink)
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i took a real leap of faith last friday. it was pitch black and i was eatin this girls gina and i went for the salad tossin. anything coulda been down there, it was a risk with pretty much no reward but i went for it. no chocolate puddin was found thank god
but it didnt smell like roses either i bet. i have had a finger up my ass one time that is it.
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