please help (track, quote, 1992)

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-04-2009, 11:11 AM

okay so here is my delema(or how ever you spell it)

im 16 years old (9/3/1992)

my girlfriend is 20 years old (8-5-1988)

The legal age of consensual sex in the stae of ohio is "16 m/f no homosexual law"
my parents are trying and trying to tell me this is no the law in ohio and that a 4 year difrence is way too much...mind you my dad is 15 years older than my mom...i mean guys don't get me wrong i like older girls cause they have the crap together...but i think i love her....I REALLY THINK I DO. and they are trying to break us up..i dont want that to happen... so any advice on how to handle this situation...

(don't make fun of meh plz)

SATCHMO · 04-04-2009, 11:20 AM

First you need to convince your parents that their right and you think this girl is a total skank and you want nothing to do with her. Then find like a 17 year old girlfriend to introduce to your parents so they see that you're "on the right track". Then try to get both girls into a 3some.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-04-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

First you need to convince your parents that their right and you think this girl is a total skank and you want nothing to do with her. Then find like a 17 year old girlfriend to introduce to your parents so they see that you're "on the right track". Then try to get both girls into a 3some.

and im being serious ass hole

333 · 04-04-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

First you need to convince your parents that their right and you think this girl is a total skank and you want nothing to do with her. Then find like a 17 year old girlfriend to introduce to your parents so they see that you're "on the right track". Then try to get both girls into a 3some.

Uh, if you knew SATCHMO, you'd know he's being totally sincere. Coming from a girls perspective, this is the way to go.

SATCHMO · 04-04-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 333

Uh, if you knew SATCHMO, you'd know he's being totally sincere. Coming from a girls perspective, this is the way to go.

Yeah, the threesome is optional. Also research the statutory laws of your state.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-04-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Yeah, the threesome is optional. Also research the statutory laws of your state.

that's the one thing im not getting satchmo i took the responsibility to look those up before hand...before i made any moves or anything.

SATCHMO · 04-04-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by coryallen2

that's the one thing im not getting satchmo i took the responsibility to look those up before hand...before i made any moves or anything.

Well , it at least means that you're parents cant take legal action against the girl, which should definitely be a relief to you. It doesn't seem like you're gonna be able to date this girl with your parents approval, so either lie, try to reason with them some more, or end it. Personally I think my original approach is the best tactic.

Kevorkian Logic · 04-04-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

First you need to convince your parents that their right and you think this girl is a total skank and you want nothing to do with her. Then find like a 17 year old girlfriend to introduce to your parents so they see that you're "on the right track". Then try to get both girls into a 3some.

you made me smile.

333 · 04-04-2009, 11:22 AM

I don't think we're the best people to be asking to be honest with you. Don't you have someone to talk to in person about this kind of stuff? Someone you know?

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-04-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 333

I don't think we're the best people to be asking to be honest with you. Don't you have someone to talk to in person about this kind of stuff? Someone you know?

not really

04-04-2009, 11:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	please help okay so here is my delema(or how ever you spell it) im 16 years old (9/3/1992) my girlfriend is 20 years old (8-5-1988) The legal age of consensual sex in the stae of ohio is "16 m/f no homosexual law" my parents are trying and trying to tell me this is no the law in ohio and that a 4 year difrence is way too much...mind you my dad is 15 years older than my mom...i mean guys don't get me wrong i like older girls cause they have the crap together...but i think i love her....I REALLY THINK I DO. and they are trying to break us up..i dont want that to happen... so any advice on how to handle this situation... (don't make fun of meh plz)

04-04-2009, 11:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,847	First you need to convince your parents that their right and you think this girl is a total skank and you want nothing to do with her. Then find like a 17 year old girlfriend to introduce to your parents so they see that you're "on the right track". Then try to get both girls into a 3some.

04-04-2009, 11:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	I don't think we're the best people to be asking to be honest with you. Don't you have someone to talk to in person about this kind of stuff? Someone you know?