Get ready to cringe every time you see a shamwow commercial

Whatsitoosit · 04-06-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Is this related to the idea that you should never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach?

yes, that analogy works as well... you may end up spending way more then you intended if you are hungry. Another way of looking at it (since I'm old and all) is if you are dieting and crave sweets... just have a teaspoon amount of honey or something that isn't very fattening and in 5 minutes or so that craving will go away. $1000 on pussy is like 1000 calories on cookies... the moment of eating them is wonderful but the aftermath can be devastating

djchameleon · 04-06-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Surell

I'd kill for pussy, dude, I don't know where you're comin from.

ugh, you should never kill for pussy it's not that hard to obtain...people like you scare me

just like people who fight over pussy.....it's just not worth it.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-09-2009, 07:58 AM

I'm laughing so god damned hard right now you dont even understand...In the commercial he looked really young but look at him there AHAH!!!! he looks liek a dogs ass....Makes me wanna puke.

djchameleon · 04-09-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Whatsitoosit

First off... ShamWow is not a scam... the stuff really works, I know first hand

Secondly, this guy should have done the J.O. test prior to getting himself in this mess.

J.O. test = Jerk off before exchanging any money... if you still feel it's worth it, then go for it and have a good time. For $1000... I'd be running this test twice.

also, I won't cringe every time I see this guy... he just paid the wrong hooker.

when you said jerk off test I thought you meant more like to keep your stamina up but I clearly didn't see the whole "don't grocery shop on an empty stomach connection"

Shamwow doesn't work fully as it's intended to. I know from first hand experience. it works somewhat but not like it does on that informercial. I tried the carpet experiment and it didn't work so well.

Whatsitoosit · 04-09-2009, 12:37 PM

really? the carpet thing worked well for me. You know you need to dampen it prior to using it for the best results right? sounds dumb, but it makes a difference.

yeah, the jerk off test is good for stamina when you really want to bang the chick... if it's just a horny moment where you would bang the pool table, then the test will help you to figure things our more clearly

djchameleon · 04-10-2009, 08:16 AM

yeah when I tried it , it left alot of the water underneath.... I will try dampening it this time and see if there is a difference

dac · 05-01-2009, 11:06 PM

Made this myself...

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~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	I'm laughing so god damned hard right now you dont even understand...In the commercial he looked really young but look at him there AHAH!!!! he looks liek a dogs ass....Makes me wanna puke.

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djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 12,052	yeah when I tried it , it left alot of the water underneath.... I will try dampening it this time and see if there is a difference