Get ready to cringe every time you see a shamwow commercial (quote, Hang)

djchameleon · 04-03-2009, 01:51 AM

sham wow is a ripoff and he deserved to get his tongue bitten for two reasons....one for paying 1k for her when he could've called an escort service and got a clean one for 300 and two for violating the prostitute rule of no kissing.

how do I know this information? don't ask :P

boo boo · 04-03-2009, 02:02 AM

C'mon that pussy is totally worth a grand.

I dunno, it sells itself.

If I was the hooker I would have said this.

"And if you *** in the next twenty minutes, because I can't do this all day, I'll double the order."

djchameleon · 04-03-2009, 02:16 AM

lol!!

that pussy is not worth a grand...no pussy is sorry.....pussy shouldn't be placed on such a high pedestal like that...it's barely worth 300

Bane of your existence · 04-03-2009, 02:35 AM

And the price is plummeting.

Whatsitoosit · 04-03-2009, 03:21 PM

First off... ShamWow is not a scam... the stuff really works, I know first hand

Secondly, this guy should have done the J.O. test prior to getting himself in this mess.

J.O. test = Jerk off before exchanging any money... if you still feel it's worth it, then go for it and have a good time. For $1000... I'd be running this test twice.

also, I won't cringe every time I see this guy... he just paid the wrong hooker.

adidasss · 04-03-2009, 03:32 PM

For those not in the know.

Carry on.

**Janszoon** · 04-03-2009, 03:36 PM

That other ad the shamwow guy does where he says "you're gonna love my nuts" takes on a whole new meaning now. Obviously not everyone loves his nuts.

TheBig3 · 04-03-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

And the price is plummeting.

i used to own stock in pussy.

Bane of your existence · 04-03-2009, 05:47 PM

I hope you diversified.

TheBig3 · 04-03-2009, 05:48 PM

I sold it off when I got married

04-03-2009, 03:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	First off... ShamWow is not a scam... the stuff really works, I know first hand Secondly, this guy should have done the J.O. test prior to getting himself in this mess. J.O. test = Jerk off before exchanging any money... if you still feel it's worth it, then go for it and have a good time. For $1000... I'd be running this test twice. also, I won't cringe every time I see this guy... he just paid the wrong hooker. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face." Last edited by Whatsitoosit; 04-03-2009 at 03:26 PM.

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adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	For those not in the know. Carry on. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

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Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	That other ad the shamwow guy does where he says "you're gonna love my nuts" takes on a whole new meaning now. Obviously not everyone loves his nuts. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

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TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	I sold it off when I got married __________________ I've moved to a new address

04-03-2009, 01:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	sham wow is a ripoff and he deserved to get his tongue bitten for two reasons....one for paying 1k for her when he could've called an escort service and got a clean one for 300 and two for violating the prostitute rule of no kissing. how do I know this information? don't ask :P

04-03-2009, 02:16 AM	#13 (permalink)
djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	lol!! that pussy is not worth a grand...no pussy is sorry.....pussy shouldn't be placed on such a high pedestal like that...it's barely worth 300

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Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	And the price is plummeting.

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Bane of your existence Such That Join Date: May 2007 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 1,197	I hope you diversified.