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Old 09-04-2017, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Oh I thought the joke was that native Americans take a long time to smoke. I didn't catch the brand reference.
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In any case American Spirits are basically bottom of the barrel cigars but rolled in cigarette form, so they last longer but give none of the satisfaction of smoking an actual cigarette and don't even have that nice, cigar taste. It's what you smoke if you are legitimately too poor to be able to afford real cigs, but even then you might as well just temporarily quit.
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Old 09-04-2017, 01:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*not sure if srs*

In any case American Spirits are basically bottom of the barrel cigars but rolled in cigarette form, so they last longer but give none of the satisfaction of smoking an actual cigarette and don't even have that nice, cigar taste. It's what you smoke if you are legitimately too poor to be able to afford real cigs, but even then you might as well just temporarily quit.
???

They're some of the more expensive smokes on the market out here.
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They're some of the more expensive smokes on the market out here.
Maybe it's different in Cali, but where I live they're way cheaper than a pack of real cigs.
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Maybe it's different in Cali, but where I live they're way cheaper than a pack of real cigs.
If you're talking pouch tobacco then it's the same here, but nah they're 5 or six dollars more than Camels or Marlblorbos or however you spell that nasty ****.
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Old 09-04-2017, 01:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you're talking pouch tobacco then it's the same here, but nah they're 5 or six dollars more than Camels or Marlblorbos or however you spell that nasty ****.
That's weird. Definitely not like that here. Specifically American Spirits are dirt cheap here.
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