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Old 02-16-2014, 10:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2014, 05:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2014, 08:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The look on her face is priceless. And how on Earth does someone that flat-chested get a job at Hooters?
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The look on her face is priceless. And how on Earth does someone that flat-chested get a job at Hooters?
She probably had a great push up bra or sucked a mean dick from the manager that hired her.
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The look on her face is priceless. And how on Earth does someone that flat-chested get a job at Hooters?
The real sad part about this is that is one bad ass Toy Yoda. Who wouldn't be happy to have such an incredible piece of history. **** that flat chested wench.
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The real sad part about this is that is one bad ass Toy Yoda. Who wouldn't be happy to have such an incredible piece of history. **** that flat chested wench.
Too right. And is it just me or does it look like she has Herpes on the right side of her lip?

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Old 02-20-2014, 11:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I started ripping on him myself after seeing that jacket being stretched. I didn't even start reading the comments yet but they just reinforced what I was thinking.

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All the push-up bras in the world aren't gonna give her Hooters-quality boobs. Unless you're at least a C-cup then your application should be immediately put in the paper shredder.
There is no such thing as Hooters-quality boobs. The guy that does the hiring decides whatever standards he wants to have but he isn't legally allowed to discriminate against girls that have smaller boobs from hiring them.
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Old 02-25-2014, 01:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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There is no such thing as Hooters-quality boobs. The guy that does the hiring decides whatever standards he wants to have but he isn't legally allowed to discriminate against girls that have smaller boobs from hiring them.
First of all, if the manager thinks B cup and under are Hooter's quality then he is not a Hooter's quality manager and should be immediately put into the paper shredder.

Secondly, if you can't legally discriminate against girls for their breast sizes then that defeats the entire purpose of Hooter's. I guess technically you can't but the idea of a potential employee making an issue out of it is ridiculous. That person would be stupid and/or an entitled biatch. If you don't have big boobs don't apply to Hooter's. Period. We don't want you.
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First of all, if the manager thinks B cup and under are Hooter's quality then he is not a Hooter's quality manager and should be immediately put into the paper shredder.

Secondly, if you can't legally discriminate against girls for their breast sizes then that defeats the entire purpose of Hooter's. I guess technically you can't but the idea of a potential employee making an issue out of it is ridiculous. That person would be stupid and/or an entitled biatch. If you don't have big boobs don't apply to Hooter's. Period. We don't want you.
someday the feminists will win this small battle and some pushover politician will cave on the issue and before ya know it our hooter's restaraunts will be packed with nothin but mosquito bites. thats the day i will flee this country and never come back
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