https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho...33834608_n.jpg

:d:d:d

The look on that woman's face in the middle just depresses me.

MY KIDS NEED THAT BRAND NEW XBOX GTFO MY WAY

At least the dude has half a brain. Why is that girl smiling? She's like sixteen and has already doomed herself to minimum wage jobs for the rest of her life. If she's gonna be smiling it should be because there's a Planned Parenthood sign behind her.

http://www.meh.ro/original/2009_11/meh.ro1151.jpg

Not so much funny as it is disturbing

Doomed herself? What? She'll just sign up for welfare and get extra money and WIC checks for having a kid. Also she'll rip that dude a new one when he finally gets a job if he doesn't have one already with child support. She's going to be doing fine. The guy on the other hand.

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/...39855132_n.jpg

True, but she'll probably just spend it on weed and tacky clothes so she can go to the club after she drops the baby off at her parents who are the ones who really raise the kid anyway.

that sounds about right.

http://guycodeblog.mtv.com//wp-conte...13/12/AR20.png

Who are they^

Her name is April Rose if you want to look her up.

The guy is from different shows here and there but he was on GuyCode.

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Please tell me that's real. :laughing:

This just blew this whole thread into pieces. Brilliant.

I don't know how real that particular quote is (any search I made only directed me to that particular image), but this was (briefly) on his twitter. I like to think that he sometimes neglects to proofread.
http://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress...if?w=450&h=247

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:laughing: that's golden. I found this one as well:
http://cafewitteveen.files.wordpress...pkmyo1_500.gif
EDIT: **** you beat me to it.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA followed.

I'm pretty sure I got this picture from this thread months ago.
I'm still laughing.
Carry on.

Oh. Sorry if I repost anything in the future I have a really bad memory.

Not a problem. If you posted the original, you retain all the rights. And by my standards, it's a justified repost.

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https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7937281536/hD741CA5E/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7936268544/hDFEC6BAB/

I absolutely love Barbie's dress! I might use that as a design for my wedding dress (many years away).

I assume this is going to be a Vegas wedding then?

**** no. I'm going to marry in NZ. I'd love to get married in Te Anau or the Milford Sound:

http://www.airfiordland.com/images/66-MilfordSound.jpg

Then perhaps you should change the inflamed vagina pink to piss yellow at the very least.

Me too

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I'm sure you look great in a pink dress Paul and don't let anyone tell you different.

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That is so not vagina pink!