You're a Steel Reserve drinker. Also, as an alcoholic I'd assume you'd appreciate authentic adobada. I don't mind Taco Bell but I can get the good ****.

There is something delicious about shitty processed food that real food will never capture.

That is not the case for beer so I will forever talk down to Batlord because of it.

**** taste, I just wanna get messed up.

- FIDLAR (feat. Ke$ha)

That'd be quite a song

it's a dream collab

Those two am drunk taco truck burritos are the stuff of life.

They weren't around in the area I grew up in when I was younger, and by the time they were, I had no interest.

That's only true for the first five seconds, after that the chicken nuggets taste like soap, the hamburgers taste like cardboard, the fries taste like Elmer's school paste and the soft drinks taste like the last bit of soda from a 3 liter bottle.