OMG the last one.

It took me a minute to realize they were talking **** on meat and not KFC.

\m/

I once was talking to some dudes at the disc golf course who were talking about going to this local band metal show and my buddies (I had multiple friends at this point) and I went back to their car to listen to whatever it was that they considered awesome metal.

It was lame deathcore. I had to stand there while one of the dudes was just getting so into it, and I'm just politely nodding my head and wondering how these tasteless cretins multiply so quickly.