There are alligators exactly right next to the road. I wouldn't even walk past them on the opposite side of the road.

I've watched that movie several times in the past couple weeks, so this is gloriously timely.

That gives me hope that I might make it as a dad if worse ever comes to worse. I think I've got something in my eye. Damn allergies.

http://grammarist.com/usage/worse-comes-to-worst/

ftfy.. fuck the 21st century usage.

Meh.