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Old 08-07-2014, 09:29 PM   #4211 (permalink)
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Paint an empty thread spool gold and re-sell it as a butt-cheek spreader for the ultimate ass tan!

Won't that leave you with two pale circles on both cheeks? You can explain an untanned ass crack, trying to explain why you shoved an empty thread spool between your ass cheeks is a little more difficult.
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Old 08-07-2014, 09:45 PM   #4212 (permalink)
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Won't that leave you with two pale circles on both cheeks? You can explain an untanned ass crack, trying to explain why you shoved an empty thread spool between your ass cheeks is a little more difficult.
That's a good point. Clearly the only solution is a very high powered fan blowing so hard it keeps those ass cheeks spread.
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Old 08-07-2014, 10:01 PM   #4213 (permalink)
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That's a good point. Clearly the only solution is a very high powered fan blowing so hard it keeps those ass cheeks spread.
A high pressure air hose might just do the trick. Is Dragons Den still taking applicants?
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:05 AM   #4214 (permalink)
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Is this seriously not working because of the language filter?
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:20 AM   #4215 (permalink)
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Is this seriously not working because of the language filter?
Yes love. Ugh, painful I know. Fixed.
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:43 AM   #4216 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:45 AM   #4217 (permalink)
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Thanks! How can I repay you?
Give me bloody good spanking.
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:48 AM   #4218 (permalink)
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Oh my.. than I'd owe you another favor. Seems like I've gotten myself into quite the predicament.
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Old 08-08-2014, 03:34 AM   #4219 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:04 AM   #4220 (permalink)
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Oh my.. than I'd owe you another favor. Seems like I've gotten myself into quite the predicament.
I really am a trouble maker hehe.

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