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Old 01-25-2014, 08:41 AM   #3751 (permalink)
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There's an old wives tale saying that if you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will sprout in your stomach.
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Old 01-25-2014, 08:46 AM   #3752 (permalink)
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There is?
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Old 01-25-2014, 09:19 AM   #3753 (permalink)
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There's an old wives tale saying that if you swallow a watermelon seed, a watermelon plant will sprout in your stomach.
Yeah, I remember hearing that old wives' tale from a friend's sister when I was a kid. We both knew it was BS, but it seemed so absurd it was actually funny at the time.
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Old 01-25-2014, 09:30 AM   #3754 (permalink)
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Heard it before, but with orange pips/apple seeds. My dad said to me when I was about 4 that if you swallow an orange pip you will have an orange tree growing out your bum and I swallowed one once and cried.
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Heard it before, but with orange pips/apple seeds. My dad said to me when I was about 4 that if you swallow an orange pip you will have an orange tree growing out your bum and I swallowed one once and cried.
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Old 01-25-2014, 07:34 PM   #3756 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2014, 08:58 PM   #3758 (permalink)
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Those people actually believe that. It boggles my little brain.
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Old 01-26-2014, 04:31 AM   #3759 (permalink)
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Those people actually believe that. It boggles my little brain.
People who deny carbon dating and interpret the bible literally should rethink their lives.
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