Me in ten years

https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...70&oe=5AAA1097

If I make it to 80 I'm propositioning this to all my female doctors and nurses. One of them has to have a grandpa fetish and I just need to find one to die happy.

A mere snack between meals for The Batlord! :laughing:

Americans should have free healthcare tbh.

We're just ascared of him because he looks like Marx and the only time we lost a war was because of communism.

Are you talking about the two women or the pizza?:confused:

I've been spreading my ass cheeks wrong this whole time.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...40&oe=5A9AB9B4

Pure gold. I can't decide which of these wonderful and useful items I want to write to Santa about the most.

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The MB roadmen will know.:cool:

Heavy Duty Pneumatic Slide Whistle looks like a barrel of laughs.

I've always wanted some kind of gauge, and if it comes with red numbers, so much the better! Where do I send my money?

Send it to this guy

http://www.mcbroom.biz/Public/Icons/...-Robinson2.jpg

Are you implying that any money I send may be lost? Particularly, in space?

I hadn't considered that but, ummmm ...yyyyesss... that's exactly what I was implying. Yup. That right there.

What the good living **** is a zettabyte??? :laughing:
Jesus holy **** on a skateboard! One billion TERABYTES? Where the hell did he store it all??? :yikes:

One trillion gigabytes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zettabyte

Check my post.

One quadrillion megabytes.

Check my post.

The Spank Bank presumably.

Seriously though. To download that much you would need somewhere in the region of ... um, let's see ... 13 billion terabytes ... about six billion hard drives? Surely that can't be right?

https://wallscover.com/images/wulffm...allpaper-4.jpg

I'd say a variant of this applies to men too. Most people become more boring and intellectually unadventurous as adults.

I take offence at that! I've always been boring and intellectually unadventurous!

I graduated from Star Wars novels to Anne Rice novels and ended up at comic books. I'd say I've come through that dark tunnel and settled for excellence.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...7d&oe=5AC2ABD2

The implications of that sheet in the back