Poor elephant :(

Poor stool! :laughing:

:laughing: that's a masterful mom joke. It's like watching a train wreck: I can't look away.

What the hell is "soft play"?

I think that's when you lightly stroke your partner's genitals.

Wondered that too. I see a water slide, (I think) so maybe it's play that can theoretically do the kids no physical damage? I like Batty's description better though.

By that definition, 'Hard Play' would be punching your partners genitals then.

amiriteorwut

I never really thought of it as punching.

The kids in the back with the whips got it right.

Nah it'd be vigorously stroking them. You're just a creep.

Hmmm, maybe I am. I guess I never realized it. Maybe that's why the GF complains about having a sore hoohoo.

.

So, now it's STD jokes huh? You are smart.

Oh come on, that was a perfect set up! How could I not? Now you're just being mean.

Batlord doesn't something something, Batlord wants something something +Jurassic park photo.

Don't you dare disrespect my meme!

Why not just get rid of the word "radio"? :laughing:

lol

that's so awful i love it

:d

lol@santa pic. That kid's a future ass kicker.

and between coldplay and radiohead i'd rather listen to coldplay. radiohead are boring af

A blast from video gaming past...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...ps71lauyjd.jpg

^ I especially like the grumpy, pissed-off look on the bartenders face. :laughing:

It wouldn't even be funny without that little dude.

"No you ****ing cannot have it on the slate! Pay up! I have soft toys to support, you ****!" :laughing:

I like how that meme says more about the creator than anything else.

what meme doesn't