It's not often I'm left speechless, but I really have nothing to say to that. Other than saying that I have nothing to say to that, obviously.

I believe it's an online abbreviation for "jack off"

So you guys don't want any artificial crab meat? It tastes just like the real thing! :(

"jerk off"

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...oreyouknow.jpg

Haha... the funniest thing about it is how sincere it seems.

We should introduce him to...

http://i.imgur.com/ZaO4qq5.jpg

We're truly f*cking doomed.

Is it just me, or does Necklace McWeirdo kind of look like Chula.

Dude.

I don't see it bat, but it could easily be one of Chula's bros.

Chuck Norris was the first person I thought of when I saw that pic.

And that crystal necklace looks like some kind of rectal suppository/anal bead combo.

I don't think eyebrows run in Chula's family though.

Moving on.........

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/u...t-132_14-2.jpg

https://scontent-3.22773.fna.fbcdn.n...g=eyJpIjoidCJ9

Story of my romantic life.

she's clearly not the one :laughing:

Beefheart Grammar Fail.

Lololol check out the philistine everyone.

What the hell is imitation crab meat? Who would want to imitate that? Other than crabs, obviously, to throw us off their scent.

Also, is what he's proposing actually allowed in the Model Train Owners Guild rulebook? I think they may be asking him to hand in his engineer's cap and stoker's shovel if they ... this is just getting dirtier now, isn't it?

Imitation crab meat is probably the only crab meat you've ever tasted unless you crack the shell open yourself. They're pretty spot on with it so even your fattest all you can eat crab legs bar regular couldn't tell the difference.

Crab sucks anyway so who cares? You gotta bake that **** into a cake to make it taste somewhat pleasant, that's your first sign that it's ****e to begin with.

It's made from fish, I think.

Yummy!

Kamaboko - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Delicious nutritious fishes.

http://i.imgur.com/Yy9UDSC.jpg

Imitation crab is basically just Pollock shaped into a crab leg type shape.

It really doesn't taste that much like crab, but it's actually really ****ing good, though.

I only fuck bass players.

So which band do you play bass for?

Trick question, I play sax

Kitty ate a rubber band.

Either that or you have some serious explaining to do.

My new band name.

I don't see the humor.

It's got an elastic band hanging out it's arsehole mate.

I chuckled :)

How is that funny?

It's obviously not supposed to be 'witty' funny. It's a cat with an elastic band sticking out of it's arse.

Laugh m8.

I still don't see the humor. If anything, its degrading and the cat should be helped out.

Yeah, just yank that ****er out. Then, flick it at the bat.