How about Keith Richards?

Dicks?

http://www.deepdotweb.com/wp-content...y-fails-28.jpg

just found this gif.

loved this band as a young Lady.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/edfa505e...57ejo1_500.gif

note Ben's (the blonde) fapping hand gesture.

:laughing:

I wonder if that would be nearly as funny to someone who doesn't own a cat?

I own a cat but I think cat traps are common knowledge these days.

The GF just let out a huge cackle at that, but she owns 3 cats. More research is needed.

Our cat is a total box whore.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...5b0509441a309c

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...pscac5a104.jpg

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...ps051ca443.jpg

Someone lifted the cup.

Ladies & gentlederps, typical behavior of my home state:

https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/...1/icecream.gif

.. eating ice cream?

while it's 20 degrees and snowing.

I don't miss that shit at all.

well im also Canadian haha

I spent a huge chunk of my life in northwestern Minnesota.

It's hell on earth.

Never go there.

is that like small town stuff then? id imagine you would loathe everything about alberta

my parents live about 2 hours from Winnipeg, in a small town.

(but people from Manitoba really love it????)

I absolutely hated it there.

My future in-laws are always like "you should go there for vacation" and I'm like "yeah, maybe", but really I'm thinking "vacation is for California, fuck that smalltown shit".

oh god Manitoba is the worst hahaha damn I was thinking northern minn as in closer to like thunder bay which wouldn't be that bad I guess. fuck the prairies tho I feel ya

(Couldn't eat a whole one though!) --- Trollheart Dad Joke # 12,591

^^^

Love your sig. That story is nuts.

reminds me of these words of wisdom:
http://th01.deviantart.net/fs43/150/...niumhearts.jpg

I like the "and/or death" part. What kind of non-serious injury-related death did they have in mind?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/gx...O=w545-h494-no
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-y..._aa41_390.jpeg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-u..._4dba_390.jpeg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-h..._2561_500.jpeg
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-s...426uid2518.jpg

Speaking of fucked up toys.

http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/f...x437-47012.jpg

But wait... There's MORE!!!

I know a few girls that would definitely use that ET finger :O

@Yac, lol.

My favorite is the Batman squirtgun. Basically, you give him an enema to fill it up, then you have to crush his wiener to make him throw up. Genius.

It's my all-time favorite baseball related story and feat. Probably my all-time favorite LSD related story and feat as well. :laughing:

And as long as I'm here...

http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/...s/e1145f3e.jpg

Maybe not so funny after all.....

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/...c4&oe=54D44F62

:laughing:

I laughed!