What would you do if you did this..lol (The Police, quote)

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-24-2009, 08:36 AM

okay true story i got drunk fell asleep woke up too a fat chick....fill in the story from there but anyways

what would you do if you woke up too a fat/ugly male/female...doing the deed? i almost hate myself

adidasss · 03-24-2009, 08:46 AM

I would call the police and tell them I'd been raped. :\ Then I'd call the grammar police and ask them how to spell "to" correctly.

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-24-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

I would call the police and tell them I'd been raped. :\ The I'd call the grammar police and ask them how to spell "to" correctly.

then i would not jump to conclusions and see if i ment to or did that on accident i have a broken hand so im shaky i do pretty good but i put double letters alot

adidasss · 03-24-2009, 08:54 AM

So you're not going to call the police? If the situation was reversed and some girl woke up to a guy fucking her you realize that would be a clear cut case of rape right? Or maybe you're not making yourself clear, I only assumed that since you fell asleep prior to engaging in intercourse with this woman, she abused you...:\

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-24-2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

So you're not going to call the police? If the situation was reversed and some girl woke up to a guy fucking her you realize that would be a clear cut case of rape right?

im not going to go through all that because i told my dad and he was like...did the flag go up...and i was like dammit...you win

adidasss · 03-24-2009, 08:58 AM

That's still rape my friend.

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-24-2009, 08:59 AM

i know but you know how it always is...the womens word over the mans im not liek scarred im just like...dude she was fat...EWW

adidasss · 03-24-2009, 09:01 AM

Sounds like you were scarred...I think it's important for you to report it otherwise this fat bitch may go on abusing and traumatizing other innocent, young guys like yourself.

~~coryallen2~~ · 03-24-2009, 09:02 AM

would me punching her in the head work?

adidasss · 03-24-2009, 09:03 AM

No, that would be a physical attack and you'd go to jail, again. Now we don't want that. Violence is not the answer.

03-24-2009, 08:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	What would you do if you did this..lol okay true story i got drunk fell asleep woke up too a fat chick....fill in the story from there but anyways what would you do if you woke up too a fat/ugly male/female...doing the deed? i almost hate myself

03-24-2009, 08:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	I would call the police and tell them I'd been raped. :\ Then I'd call the grammar police and ask them how to spell "to" correctly. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm Last edited by adidasss; 03-24-2009 at 08:52 AM.

03-24-2009, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	So you're not going to call the police? If the situation was reversed and some girl woke up to a guy fucking her you realize that would be a clear cut case of rape right? Or maybe you're not making yourself clear, I only assumed that since you fell asleep prior to engaging in intercourse with this woman, she abused you...:\ __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-24-2009, 08:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	That's still rape my friend. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-24-2009, 09:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Sounds like you were scarred...I think it's important for you to report it otherwise this fat bitch may go on abusing and traumatizing other innocent, young guys like yourself. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

03-24-2009, 08:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	i know but you know how it always is...the womens word over the mans im not liek scarred im just like...dude she was fat...EWW

03-24-2009, 09:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	would me punching her in the head work?

03-24-2009, 09:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	No, that would be a physical attack and you'd go to jail, again. Now we don't want that. Violence is not the answer. __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm