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03-23-2009, 09:33 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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IRS requirements for claiming a kidnapped child
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03-23-2009, 09:34 PM | #2 (permalink) | |
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Haha, the IRS don't give a damn about your feelings.
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03-23-2009, 09:37 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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My question is, What happens when a couple kidnaps someone (think Amy Smart) and then gets separated?
Is there a joint custody thing where they can both claim said dependant? Can the kidnapee choose which kidnapper to go with? Maybe one has a pool you know. |
03-23-2009, 09:40 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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03-24-2009, 12:13 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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The tax information is addressed to the PARENTS of a child who is kidnapped.
It's not for the people who did the kidnapping. You read it wrong. By "claiming a kidnapped child", it means "your child who has been kidnapped". If your kid gets kidnapped and a couple months later it's tax time, you can file your kid as a dependent like you normally would. Why would there be a provision for a kidnapper to file his victim as a dependent on his tax return? If that were the case, we'd all kidnap on a regular basis for the tax benefits. We'd have sacks of spare children just in case one up and died. Or turned 18.
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03-24-2009, 12:26 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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We knew that. We're talking about if the parent's kidnapped the child, me and Bane there.
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03-24-2009, 12:34 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Like... if you kidnapped your own kid? I dun get how that works.
Or I could see if a couple got divorced and both shared custody of their kid, then one parent kidnapped the kid and ran away to like, Idaho and started a potato farm... But I dunno who claims the kid as a dependent when there's joint custody... Ok, now I've just ruined the party.
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03-24-2009, 01:04 AM | #9 (permalink) | |
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It'd just be that they keep their kid from the public and claim him as a dependent. But wouldn't that be the same as keeping the kid without the kidnapping scenario? Or is this extra?
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03-24-2009, 01:49 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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That's more in the child abuse territory. I'm pretty sure that in order for your kidnapping endeavors to be valid in the eyes of the law, you can't be the legal guardian of said child.
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