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**Frownland** · 05-08-2019, 03:32 PM

Seriously though, you're cooking eggs so wrong that your right to purchase eggs should be stripped.

Mindy · 05-08-2019, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Seriously though, you're cooking eggs so wrong that your right to purchase eggs should be stripped.

never said I was a chef

i just crack them open and turn it to high and cook until then turn slightly brown on some chunks

**Frownland** · 05-08-2019, 03:38 PM

That is an abomination.

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Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero).

Mindy · 05-08-2019, 03:40 PM

lots of pepper and Mrs.Dash. no salt no butter, just a hint of olive oil spray on the pan but they dont stick for some reason im surprised about

Mindy · 05-08-2019, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

That is an abomination.

v

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Originally Posted by Frownland View Post
Melt some butter and stir it into the eggs. Add a lil milk/half and half/sour cream and salt. Low and slow on a pan, eyeing it for the middle ground between runny and firm. Remove it from the pan a little bit before you think it's ready, it'll continue to cook. Knowing the right time is a matter of intuition. I train every day. Add hot sauce (ideally some kind of habanero).

i heard the slower you cook, the more flushy they get. maybe ill try other methods in the future

**Frownland** · 05-08-2019, 06:33 PM

Flushy? Like a poop?

Mindy · 05-08-2019, 06:37 PM

typo* Fluffy

**Frownland** · 05-08-2019, 06:42 PM

Aye, fluffy they are.

rostasi · 05-08-2019, 09:23 PM

For the last month (and probably for three more),
I’ve had to cook scrambled eggs in a microwave.
It’s tricky, and never as good as the real method,
but we’re down to a very limited “kitchen” right now.

OccultHawk · 05-08-2019, 10:17 PM

I threw my microwave away a few years ago. I miss microwave hotdogs.

05-08-2019, 03:32 PM	#2031 (permalink)
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05-08-2019, 03:40 PM	#2034 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 8,991	lots of pepper and Mrs.Dash. no salt no butter, just a hint of olive oil spray on the pan but they dont stick for some reason im surprised about __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

05-08-2019, 06:33 PM	#2036 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Flushy? Like a poop? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-08-2019, 06:37 PM	#2037 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 8,991	typo* Fluffy __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency

05-08-2019, 06:42 PM	#2038 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Aye, fluffy they are. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-08-2019, 09:23 PM	#2039 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	For the last month (and probably for three more), I’ve had to cook scrambled eggs in a microwave. It’s tricky, and never as good as the real method, but we’re down to a very limited “kitchen” right now.

05-08-2019, 10:17 PM	#2040 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I threw my microwave away a few years ago. I miss microwave hotdogs. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html