Made this today:

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Chicken bake. Easy peasy.

Minced chicken
Carrots
onions- dry fry

Add 2 spoonfuls of flour and leave for 2 minutes
Add a couple of spoons of tomato puree and 300 ml of chicken stock and simmer for 15 minutes, adding fresh thyme and season accordingly. Add it to a casserole dish and leave to cool.

Make some mashed potatoes adding butter, salt and pepper and 100g of a mild hard cheese. Top the chicken with the potatoes and bake in the oven. Serve with garden peas.

For best results cook the dish next day and it will retain it's consistency better after being left in the fridge.

Best clam chowdah:

(Serves 1, or maybe 2 normal people)

-Cut up a potado into small cubes
-Chop half onion into small pieces
-Cry from onion
-Pour liquid from 1 bottle of clam juice and 2 cans of clams (1 whole, 1 chopped) into a cup
-In large pot add copious amounts of butter, and heat onion on med-high for like 5 min
-Add potado and clam juice and bring to boil
-After boil, turn heat down so it's just a simmering boil, cook for hellaaa days
-Add clams, cook again for hellaaa days
-Stir in 2 cups of half-and-half, no fat free
-Turn up heat and allow it to get to a point like 3 seconds before it boils- you gotta pay attention because milk stuff boils fast, when it's bubblin' turn off the heat
-As it's approaching boil, stir in a few tablespoons of flour- to help thicken it up (not required)
-Add Salt N Peppa. Also, salt and pepper.
-Eat

Ingredients: 1 potado, 1/2 onion, 1 cup clam juice (8 oz?), 2 cans clams (16 oz total?), half quart half-and-half

What I shall be eating in a few minutes

Urban's Ultra Cool Beef Stroganoff

You will need.....

3 Small thin Minute Steaks
1 Small Onion
A couple of handfulls of mushrooms
Bottle White Wine
A Quarter of a pint of Cream

Cut the Steak into small cubes & fry them. When brown chop the onion and add them to the pan with a good splash of wine.

When they're cooked take them out of the pan , drain the meat juices back into it add another good splash of wine and fry the mushrooms.

When the mushrooms are cooked add the meat & onions back into the pan. Add salt & pepper , a nice sized glass of wine & the cream.

Stir it all in and then fuck off for 20/30 minutes while it simmers & reduces the sauce.

Eat with boiled rice , or for the fat cunt option with chips.

Serves 2 , or 1 if you are going for the fat cunt option.

Enjoy :D

we usually do it with noodles.

but the fat cunt option looks delicious.

Urban are you on any new medications or something?

Shepherd's Pie (Vegan)

Ingredients:
4-5 large potatoes, cut into quarters (Idaho or Russet)
Can of sweet corn
1 or 2 large carrots, chopped
1 celery stalk, chopped
1/2 cup spinach or arugula, coarsely chopped
15 oz. bag of lentils
1 tbsp. soy sauce
2 tbsp. salt
Vegetable or Castor Oil
1/4 cup rice/soy milk
1 (or more) cups Earth Balance

Instructions

1. Start boiling the potatoes
Put them into a large pot and set on high for about 40 minutes, add some salt halfway

2. While the potatoes are boiling, start chopping the vegetables

3. When the potatoes have about 20 minutes left, cook the lentils
Put them in a pot/deep pan of hot water, boil for 15-20 minutes.
When they're done, take them out and mash them. During this time, preheat the oven for 350 degrees.

4. Put the lentils and vegetables in a large skillet and stir-fry/saute everything for about 5 minutes. Add the soy sauce while cooking.

5. Take the potatoes out and mash them, adding the Earth Balance, soy/rice milk and salt (pepper and garlic can be added as well).

6. Brush vegetable oil onto a glass baking dish. Should be something like 9X12 inches. First put the vegetable/mashed lentil mix on the bottom. Even that layer out and then spread the mashed potatoes on the top. Put this in the oven for about 20 minutes.

7. Let it cool and enjoy!

Wow, I saw this thread when it first started an thought I LOVE IT, then quickly forgot.
I have been cooking like a maniac lately and cant wait to post here tomorrow, im beat and going to bed, but Im pumped.

Go to Safeway (or Vons or whatever)- and buy frozen muscles in a box. Prep = put them in a saucepan and cook for 5 minutes. They turn into amazing cure for the drunkchies. I recommend drinking the butter too. $3.

Garlichokes. (Garlic Artichokes)

If you are not familiar with artichokes, you are missing out my friend. This is the only way I have ever eaten them, although knowing a few ways to prepare. I come from a fairly large Italian family, and these are very popular amongst us.

I used to simmer them in a large pot of water, but I have been using the slow-cooker lately and they turn out just as good but faster cooking time.

Prep Time: ~30 minutes
Cooking Time: Min 3 hours, but the longer the better.

Ingredients:

All ingredient amounts are as follows: A shit ton

-Garlic Salt
-Garlic Powder
-Minced/Chopped Garlic and/or fresh garlic cloves.
-Seasoning Salt (many great varieties, I usually go with Lowrys, Janes Krazy, or Magic)
-Parsley (fresh)

-1/8 cup Olive Oil

Find the largest artichokes you can find, Im sure in Cali its not that difficult of a task, but I search these every weekend at the market and they are very hard to find in a worthwhile size on the East.

1) Trim about the top 1" off the top of the choke, also trim the tips of each individual leaf and the stem. http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:..._artichoke.jpg

2) Separate leaves with thumbs to loosen up choke a bit and create space between leaves. Stuff into leaves: Minced garlic, garlic powder, garlic salt, seasoning salt, and parsley. Put alot of ingredients it, for once you submerge into water much of it will float out. Make sure to add ingredients into the middle of the artichoke, as it will flavor the covented heart.

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3) Place chokes into slow cooker or large sized pot of water, stem side down, fully submerged if possible . Pour oil over the top of chokes. Simmer on 'low' setting. Every once in a while to your liking, add a bit of oil to the top. If they are not fully submerged, then keep the top moist with a spoon or baster.

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4) Eat your award winning chokes! Many people do not know how to eat this lovely veggies, heres a quick how to guide I stole and didnt cite.

How to: Start by pulling off one of the outermost petals

Pull the petal through your slightly clenched teeth to remove the soft, tender flesh at the bottom of the petal. Discard remainder (you’ll want to have an empty bowl ready in which to drop them).

Continue until all petals have been removed. You will now have arrived at one of the great culinary rewards: the Heart! If the fuzzy choke guarding the Heart hasn’t been removed, scoop it out with a spoon.

Cut the remaining tender Heart (Artichoke bottom) into bite-sized pieces, enjoy one of the tastiest of treats!

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Ha ha, classy. I was actually thinking of making this tonight, Havent had it ina few years. Might actually try the fat **** option as well. Thanks for the recipe Urb

because im on a health kick,....
sour cream chicken enchiladas


combine:
four boneless chicken thighs (you can use breasts, but i'd rather have dark meat)
one can of rotel tomatos (this is gonna be chopped tomatos and chilies)
one chopped sweet onion
one chopped bell pepper
one pealed chopped carrot
cumin/garlic/jalapeno to taste

combine in bakein dish, or crock pot,.......bake covered at 325 4 hours, or throw in the crock pot on low for the day

fork shred reserving two cups of liquid

combine liquid, one small tub of sour cream, and one small can of diced green chilies

soften corn tortillas in hot oil, then carefully roll will chicken mixture
assemble in bakein dish
top with sour cream mixture and bake covered until bubblein
uncover and top with cheese,.....or not,.....return to oven until slightly brown

serve with yellow rice and black beans


OR just chips and salsa

Marry me.

three questions:
do you have a boat
do you mind rowin me around so i can fish
are you over the age of 30



btw,.....its kinda fake margarita,.....but also something i like to keep in the ice box for enchiladas,...or breakfast


combine half a bottle of tequila, one can of frozen limeade made per direction,half a can on sprite, two oranges, and a corona

this is really quick and goes over well when sittin in the sun all day

Yes
I have a trolling motor, so I can fish too.
No, 22.

I saved that marg recipe, I was drinking teqilua and mixer on the rocks all last summer.

Cheat on him with me.


Seriously though, "bakein dish" and "bubblein," fuckin adorable.
I need to learn to type with a southern accent.

You should learn to type with an eat a diccent, Im trying to get her to be my eWifey.

Nice post count btw, satan.

I'm a pretty good cook, you guys can marry me too..... in Maine.

But are you sexy? Screw Maine, Im such a little bitch when it comes to cold weather, I live in CT now and just stay indoors all winter and cry.

That's dope, man. I don't want to marry her. Just thought maybe you'd want your wife to be pleasured every once in a while, sorry for assuming.


Edit: also, I froze my post count there.

Depends if you find male giraffes sexy... but *** marriage is legal in CT too! :beer:

She's all yours man, I kinda have a thing for sexy ass male giraffes that can cook. You still cook meat though right long neck? I might do this so can we do some better 'neckin'

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lol! Neckin' out of control!

With a neck like that I wonder if she is good at "shallow throat".

I never saw how that was possible.
I mean, how far can your spine actually stretch over time?
It's not a freakin' rubberband.

boys boys i have enough recipes for everyone

four cucumbers sliced
med red onion sliced
half a cup of white vinager
teaspoon of salt and celery seeds
half a cup of sugar


combine vinager, salt celery seeds and sugar until everything disolves and it makes a 'brine'
pour over cucumbers and onion

cover and throw in the ice box for two or three days

viola,....pickles

I had no idea what you were getting at till the last sentence. That's cool.

ditto, I thought it was a cuke salad.

My brother sent me this recipe for tabbouleh this morning :laughing: :

I think I saw a video of that guy rappin about mcdonalds, hes a funny guy.

Oh my god, I love tabbouleh. My friend's grandmother is Syrian, and she use to make it for us all the time.. makes your breath smell horrible but it's totally worth it. Much better than some of the other.. "authentic" dishes she's made.

Oh me too...thankfully we have quite a few awesome mediterranean food restaurants around here too. I tried making hummus one time...it turned out pretty good except I think I put way too much garlic in it and no one else would eat it. lol

Not exactly a recipe but has anyone ever tried fresh strawberries with freshly ground black pepper or even balsamic vinegar. Oh that's so good.

broccoli bacon salad

one head of broccoli cleaned and chopped
one bag shreaded carrots
one cucumber diced
one pound of bacon fried and crumbled

combine all with a dressing made of 1/4 cup of sugar, 1/3 cup of viniger, and 1 cup of mayo and refrigerate 2 hours

Recipes
 

I'm moving out of my parent's house again next year (last year I lived in dorms at uni and I came back for the summer) and I'll need to start cooking and eating my own food, as last year I ate from the cafeteria. I've been getting a lot of practice over the summer cooking for my family, doing basic pasta dishes, roasted chicken + veg, hamburgers, etc.

Anybody have any good, cheap, easy student recipes they want to share? I'm particularly on the lookout for casserole stuff because goddamn, it ****ing rules.

you know the best recipe i have to give? Hamburger Helper!!!

buy a pound of ground beef and the rest speaks for itself. If you are feeling fancy, depending on which one you pick up you can always add some chopped tomatoes to it.

Oh you must try the Taco whatever one. It's awesome. It has corn chips and nacho cheese that you put over the top.

Another one of my favorites is making Beef fried rice. fracking perfection.

Pastas and risottos and stir frys are easy. Look up 'easy recipes' on the net and there's loads of good ones. That's what I do :)

Cheesy Quesadilla is the best hamburger helper ever.

Also get a pasta recipe book, you can make a great pasta meal to feed 2 for about 4-6 dollars on average. If you buy in bulk it's even cheaper.

yes that's it, Cheesy Quesadilla....best thing since sliced bread

Oh yeah, I lived on three boxes a week for a while.

I... What? Well, anything with a pound of bacon is good in my book...

i know it sounds crazy,...but it is good,......sometimes i throw some feta in there