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09-29-2018, 01:48 PM | #1771 (permalink) |
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I have a healthy and amazing tasting shrimp scampi recipe I have made over the years if anyone wants it.
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10-01-2018, 01:14 PM | #1774 (permalink) |
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Making one of my favorite meals. Boneless skinless chicken breasts heavily seasoned and then flash seared in a hot oiled skillet to put a crust on them and then put them at the bottom of a crock pot. Cover with the dry contents of a box of Stove Top Stuffing. Pour a jar of chicken gravy into the fry pan along with a couple of tablespoons of milk. Mix well while de-glazing the pan. Pour over top of the stuffing and chicken. Top with whatever well seasoned sides you want - today I'm using fresh carrots and fingerling potatoes.
Cover and cook on low for 6-7 hours. Everything will be so tender when it's done that no knives are needed.
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10-01-2018, 01:41 PM | #1775 (permalink) | |
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I got black out drunk last night and got woken up by my mom screaming at me that I'd taken a dump in the crock pot. I didn't remember this but it was probably true. Still I tried to blame it on the cat but she said that was a crock of shit.
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10-01-2018, 02:09 PM | #1777 (permalink) |
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Up until the punchline I was thinking the same thing.
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10-01-2018, 02:20 PM | #1779 (permalink) |
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10-01-2018, 02:38 PM | #1780 (permalink) |
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Top layer is the potatoes seasoned with S&P and a ton of dill - potatoes love dill. Next layer is the carrots seasoned with all sorts of ****. S&P, onion and garlic powder, celery seed, paprika, and a hint of nutmeg. Hiding underneath is the chix and stuffing.
The slow cook time and gravy will marry everything together. Freaking love crock pots.
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