I have a healthy and amazing tasting shrimp scampi recipe I have made over the years if anyone wants it.

Did another tortilla yesterday. 11 eggs. Ate just over half gonna finish it off today, its in the fridge. The recipe is so good.

Whats up Doc. Lay it on me.

Making one of my favorite meals. Boneless skinless chicken breasts heavily seasoned and then flash seared in a hot oiled skillet to put a crust on them and then put them at the bottom of a crock pot. Cover with the dry contents of a box of Stove Top Stuffing. Pour a jar of chicken gravy into the fry pan along with a couple of tablespoons of milk. Mix well while de-glazing the pan. Pour over top of the stuffing and chicken. Top with whatever well seasoned sides you want - today I'm using fresh carrots and fingerling potatoes.

Cover and cook on low for 6-7 hours. Everything will be so tender when it's done that no knives are needed.

I got black out drunk last night and got woken up by my mom screaming at me that I'd taken a dump in the crock pot. I didn't remember this but it was probably true. Still I tried to blame it on the cat but she said that was a crock of shit.

Says a lot that this is believable coming from you.

Up until the punchline I was thinking the same thing. :laughing:

I wouldn't put it past him. He had a plastic shitting box so a pot isn't too different.

Top layer is the potatoes seasoned with S&P and a ton of dill - potatoes love dill. Next layer is the carrots seasoned with all sorts of ****. S&P, onion and garlic powder, celery seed, paprika, and a hint of nutmeg. Hiding underneath is the chix and stuffing.

The slow cook time and gravy will marry everything together. Freaking love crock pots.

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