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Old 04-04-2017, 09:26 PM   #4181 (permalink)
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Why not be both the slutty gay dude and yourself and have an autosexual fiesta? It's possible. Anything's possible with enough alcohol. Turn an interesting night into a time-space altering night, invent cloning and transform the black market. The dinosaurs might even come back. It's all right there in that bottle, the Trumpet Leprechaun said so.
Because that's just masturbation with whiskey dick. If you're gonna do that then do it within the first three beers/shots, or else the enterprise is pointless. But booze masturbation is nice if done early enough, cause that **** just makes you ****ing horny.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-04-2017, 09:51 PM   #4182 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2017, 09:57 PM   #4183 (permalink)
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I would go into the details pertaining to extensive autosexuality (not that I've engaged in these acts) but I'd imagine it'd be something much more groundbreaking than booze masturbation to go the time-space altering clone sex route. You haven't lived until you've engaged the seven deadly sins in all of their glory past the point of comprehension with your own clone, at least that's what it said on the back of some whiskey bottle somewhere. It also said that Kurt Cobain sat on his hand for half an hour before he pulled the trigger.
You on some other ****, bro.
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Old 04-05-2017, 04:59 AM   #4184 (permalink)
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Finished the bottle of Tequila awhile ago. Didn't get drunk despite downing it. Just a little bit tipsy. Been on a bottle of Whiskey for awhile. Realizing at this point I have to down a wholeeeeeeeee lot more shots than the average person to get a good effect. Had a really good pizza though, like, the best pizza ever. That's a plus.
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:53 PM   #4185 (permalink)
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They're coming back! I'm going to spend a whole ****in paycheck on these. Last year I couldn't find them anywhere after two weeks (of course I wasn't in SD at the time, so we'll see).
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National Beer Day is celebrated in the United States every year on April 7, marking the day that the Cullen–Harrison Act was enacted after having been signed into law by President Franklin D. Roosevelt on March 22, 1933. Upon signing the legislation, Roosevelt made his famous remark, "I think this would be a good time for a beer."
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Old 04-07-2017, 10:54 PM   #4187 (permalink)
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I had a few tecates with lime at dinner with another couple. went to the kroger next door after dinner and picked me up some miller lite. 12 pack. on my 7th.
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:29 PM   #4188 (permalink)
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